TIFU by not doing my laundry until I was down to one pair of underwear

r/

Let’s hop right into it: I have ADHD & put off tasks that don’t give me dopamine, such as doing laundry. Bc of this I push off doing laundry until I get down to underwear I hate, but lately my depression, lack of sleep, & longer commute have stacked on top of my ADHD to the point where I let it get to one last pair.

Two things about me: I hate wearing thongs & I recently changed shape to a larger body. Well as I’m sure you guessed I only had one thong left. The tag is cut off so I’m not sure if it was a S or XS but I’m a M now so either way this puppy was gonna be a tight fit.

Since I never wear thongs I kinda didn’t know how tight it was supposed to be. The band stretched out enough to go around my thighs but the crotch part was digging. All day at work I kept shifting uncontrollably & adjusting.

On my way home things were feeling rough so as soon as I got into the house & whipped out my mirror/phone flashlight I checked up on my snatch & see a friction blister nestled between my thigh & my labia waving back at me. I don’t really have leggings that fit well rn & most of my underwear is going to settle in that area (even non-thongs) so I’m just trying to figure out what to do /: I know I’m NOT popping it through I’d hate to have it infected that would be my 13th reason.

TLDR: didn’t do laundry, wore a thong to small for me & got a friction blister

Comments

  1. nonexistentchaos Avatar

    Shit happens lol but be careful! this is a way to develop yeast infections 🙁 nothing to do with you just happens because of the friction & having no breathing room!

  2. No-Turnip9121 Avatar

    Outsource your laundry. Hire someone to pick up your laundry wash it and drop it off. Worth the investment in this case I believe. Apps for that and google. Or spend the money to buy more pairs of underwear. You gotta get on top of it so it doesn’t happen again.

  3. chriseargle Avatar

    This is an uncomfortable story. I’m sorry you went through that OP. Maybe go commando next time?

  4. eat_like_snake Avatar

    I would have just worn my last worn pair again. Fuck that.

  5. avggail Avatar

    Hand wash a few pairs in the sink and let air dry over night

  6. Ishmael85858585 Avatar

    Who wears underwear anymore? I haven’t in over 20 years and my wife never does. One more thing to clean and keep up with….. did catch “it” in the zipper a few years ago though.

  7. queendecaffeine Avatar

    Buy a few pairs of underwear. I’ve done it before. Ran out of underwear with no time to do laundry and just bought a couple of new pairs on my way home from work.