TIFU by texting my mom instead of my girlfriend about a very NSFW dream

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This morning I woke up from an insanely vivid and NSFW dream involving my girlfriend and some wild scenarios that I probably shouldn’t even be thinking about at work. Half asleep and still trying to process everything, I grabbed my phone to share the details with my girlfriend. But in a classic move of absolute disaster, I accidentally sent the whole message to my mom instead. The message included some pretty suggestive lines that were definitely meant for my girlfriend’s eyes only. When my mom replied with a confused “I hope this wasn’t meant for me,” I instantly realized the nightmare I was living. I haven’t responded since and honestly don’t know if I ever will. TL;DR: Sent an explicit dream message to my mom by mistake and now I’m trying to avoid all human contact.

Comments

  1. GaySonBopDaughter Avatar

    You gotta leave country at this point

  2. stayre Avatar

    Heard, man. Did something similar a decade ago – but it was HER mother. Even as grown ass adults with kids…. Horrifying!

  3. redgdit Avatar

    My guy, follow the business rules of communication. Good news over text/email and bad news over the phone.

  4. xwingxing Avatar

    Drop the text here, we gotta know how bad it was to see if you actual FU.