This means that you do care, at least a little, which is the precise opposite of what you’re trying to convey. As is often the case, David Mitchell breaks it down expertly.
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion”, like sure technically true I guess but it seems to work out most often as “my ignorance is as good as someone else’s knowledge”.
Side note: I had no idea that “It is what it is” was such a widely detested phrase 😂
That’s definitely one I say in the wake of something that is futile to try to change. This thread will be making me a bit more self conscious haha
I’ve noticed a lot of “streamer speak” has been leaking into memes, comments, and God forbid actual in person conversation. Some times it can be funny, but usually it’s awkward, and feels like someone is having a schizophrenic episode.
When on a scheduled call for work, say it’s scheduled for one hour and meeting only lasts thirty minutes – when the person holding the meeting says, “I’m going to give you thirty minutes back to your day”, because call ended early.
No, no you’re not giving me anything back and it sounds so ignorant.
Comments
“Stop farting” or “you smell bad”
“Lives in your head rent free”
I’m literally
“you can’t buy happiness”
Using cringe as an adjective. Saying something is ‘so cringe’ is the same as saying ‘that horror movie is so scare.’ It’s dogespeak.
Let’s circle back to this….
We should touch base ….
Put a pin in it…..
“At the end of the day” is like nails on a chalkboard for me lately and I have no idea why.
“Needless to say” then says the thing anyway
“Living the dream.” FUCK YOU
“Run, don’t walk” to buy whatever horseshit someone is advertising. Can’t stand it.
“Theres plenty of other fish in the sea”
Bro shut up
“Be the bigger person”
“Cry harder”
“It’s common sense”
MOST of what people consider common sense is only common in their career field or lifestyle.
If you find yourself calling a client an idiot for doing etc whatever and blah blah, do this exercise…
WOULD YOU have a career if that person coming to you knew anything about what you were doing?
“This triggered my OCD”
“Let that sink in”
If your statement wasn’t impactful on its own without artificially drawing attention to it, then shut up. Yall sound like boomers.
No offence but …
“Go woke, go broke”
“Not gonna lie”
Second “At the end of the day.” And “that begs the question” when what is meant is “raises the question.”
“I could care less.”
This means that you do care, at least a little, which is the precise opposite of what you’re trying to convey. As is often the case, David Mitchell breaks it down expertly.
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion”, like sure technically true I guess but it seems to work out most often as “my ignorance is as good as someone else’s knowledge”.
“Sorry, not sorry”.
“Everything happens for a reason”, especially when they are implying that a bad thing is okay when it happens for a hypothetical good reason.
“I love that for you” I think it comes across as condescending.
“Boys will be boys”
I was today years old
You do you
Make America great again
“That’s a vibe”
“Sending thoughts and prayers”
Thank you so very, very much for doing nothing about [insert bad thing] while acting like you did something profound. /s
Almost ANY of the new-ish gen z to gen alpha slang. “It’s giving”, “rizz”, “skibidy”, etc
meeting finishes a bit early
Chair: “I’m giving you 8 minutes of your day back!”
Woop de fucking doo. Twat.
Use of “adult” as a verb. (shudder)
“This”
“It’s giving….”
Ugh.
Side note: I had no idea that “It is what it is” was such a widely detested phrase 😂
That’s definitely one I say in the wake of something that is futile to try to change. This thread will be making me a bit more self conscious haha
“Irregardless”
I’ve noticed a lot of “streamer speak” has been leaking into memes, comments, and God forbid actual in person conversation. Some times it can be funny, but usually it’s awkward, and feels like someone is having a schizophrenic episode.
“Pick your brain”
“Brutally honest”. No, you’re just an asshole.
This is not a out loud issue, it’s written. When people say they are loosing something. It’s LOSE or losing, not loosing
“ONLY IN [insert city or state]!!”
Yeah, because only in your state will you see, for example, a man parading in his underwear while air guitaring.
I swear 95% of the time they say that phrase, it’s something that can happen almost anywhere in the US.
It is what it is.” Like… thanks for the zero help and vibes-only energy
“I seen…”
Gives me the ick
I seen you/ him/ her/ it….
And what not
“I could care less”. Not because of the sentiment–because it makes no sense. Shouldn’t it be “I couldn’t care less”?
Using the word Trauma in a vastly exaggerated way.
When on a scheduled call for work, say it’s scheduled for one hour and meeting only lasts thirty minutes – when the person holding the meeting says, “I’m going to give you thirty minutes back to your day”, because call ended early.
No, no you’re not giving me anything back and it sounds so ignorant.
It’s giving
Boys will be boys
“Am i the only one”
NO, you are NOT
Chef’s kiss
Kiddos.
I did a thing…
“I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum”. Well you just did by saying that horrific phrase.
Also “Nothingburger”.
Louder, for the people in the back.
It’s giving…
I literally died
“I could care less.”
I instantly die a little.
Could of or would of. No, no it’s could HAVE or would HAVE.
“Fur baby”
“It is what it is”.
“I’m not racist, but…”
I just know it’s gonna be something racist
“No offense, but…” just say what you mean and own it.
“Life hack”, and then does something that everyone does as the norm.
Grown people saying the word “potty”.
It’s just who I am
“ReLaTiOnShIpS aRe SuPpOsEd To Be DiFfIcUlT”