Dudes of Reddit, what length of shorts are too short for public wear?

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Are 5inch inseams the cutoff? What about gym wear?

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  2. FoppyDidNothingWrong Avatar

    Above the knee. Some of it has to reach the knee.

  3. ranting80 Avatar

    I prefer cargo shorts to just above the knees. Mid thigh would be the shortest I’d wear. Anything shorter is uncomfortable.

  4. Canyon-Man1 Avatar

    When your dick hangs out, that’s too short.

  5. Apathicary Avatar

    Anything meaningfully above the knee is too high up.

  6. Successful-Work6461 Avatar

    Should reach knee area. I would say the same for women.

  7. Leather_Addition2605 Avatar

    5 inches is way too short. 9 is the absolute minimum, but 11-13 is better.

  8. Makeshift-human Avatar

    Depends on how low your balls are hanging.

  9. MountainPure1217 Avatar

    Is this really a question?

  10. DontH8DaPlaya Avatar

    Ones that show your balls

  11. Narrow-Sky-5377 Avatar

    I go an inch above the knee. No higher unless I am wearing bike shorts which are a little shorter. I only wear those when cycling though.

  12. RepeatAggravating524 Avatar

    I am jumping on the short shorts train. Imma keep my cargo’s. Hell I might go back to my jorts.

  13. shepard308 Avatar

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    I prefer this length. The ole hoochie daddy shorts

  14. Velorian-Steel Avatar

    Depends upon purpose imho. Generally speaking I would say as close to knee or below is ideal. When you have those shorter 7″ inseams with a gap between the short and the knee it gives you a retired elderly person look.

  15. numbersthen0987431 Avatar

    As long as other people can’t see anything, just do what you feel comfortable with.

    But if you’re doing lunges you can’t be exposing people to your stuff.

  16. JackLong93 Avatar

    Depends on whether youre gay or at the gym or both

  17. 7YM3N Avatar

    I dislike shorts in general, but when weather calls for it I’ll go with just above the knee

  18. livinginthebottom Avatar

    Honestly, I have nice legs so sometimes I like to show them off. People always say I have calves of a God and Quads as well. So maybe knee high maybe just an inch over the knee. And the over knee shorts are just to run to a store MAYBE

  19. LaFlareMane1017 Avatar

    I like short that are above the knees.

  20. masterjon_3 Avatar

    If your balls are popping out, then they’re too short. But ladies love short shorts. They’ll be all over you.

  21. nagrodamus95 Avatar

    Banana hammock is the shoetest it gets. But I’m from the 90s even my basketball shorts go past the knee.

  22. ClassroomLost9829 Avatar

    5 inches. 7 inches is 2015

  23. NakedShamrock Avatar

    ’70s soccer player

  24. Hrekires Avatar

    When you get into the under-5″ range I’m kinda like… you may as well just be wearing underwear.

    No big deal at the beach or a pool but it comes across as trashy to me elsewhere in public.

  25. FujiKitakyusho Avatar

    Short hems should fall somewhere between mid thigh and just above the knee. Shorter than that is either effeminate or anachronistic, and longer than that is into board short / skater wear territory.

  26. Neftroshi Avatar

    i think it shouldn’t matter, but i do not have the confidence to wear short shorts. i always wear below the knee or just barely above the knee. any higher i start feeling exposed and i don’t like that feeling.

  27. ghostofkilgore Avatar

    If we see the schlong, make them more long.

  28. GameTime150 Avatar

    Depends how long your cock is.

  29. Glittering_Virus8397 Avatar

    A half inch of fabric below the penis/scrotum is a good rule to follow

  30. Plague_Doctor02 Avatar

    Id say that entirely depends on how well of you are.

    Personally I dont wanna see it. However. Anything that is acceptable to wear in a preschool is prob safe to wear outside. That’s how I would go about it.

    If it’s ok in front of kids it’s probably ok in public.

  31. getwhirleddotcom Avatar

    Besides the obvious ball jokes it ultimately comes down to if your individual body. Guys that are either on the skinny side or in good shape typically look better in shorter shorts.

  32. Legitimate-Log-6542 Avatar

    If you’re showing brain it’s definitely too short

  33. Popular_Speed5838 Avatar

    You can’t have testical on display, that’s a rule in the classier gyms.

  34. FistThePooper6969 Avatar

    6 or 7inch are good for most

    5 inch for working out

  35. SecondaryPosts Avatar

    On other guys? Idc, wear whatever tf you want, I think shorts look overly casual no matter the length. On me? No shorter than 8″, maybe 7″ at the gym. Shorter than that and it feels like I’m wearing just underwear. Tbh any shorter than that and you can prob see my underwear, I like longer boxers.

  36. ragingdemon88 Avatar

    Idc, as long as you aren’t showing anything obscene. Personally, I don’t like shorts that are shorter than the knees.

  37. bromanticc Avatar

    Who likes short shorts? I like short shorts!

  38. vas526 Avatar

    6-7 public. 5-6 working out.

  39. ptsdbagz Avatar

    Every man’s knees should be a mystery.

  40. Low_Humor_459 Avatar

    i think 5 is definitely the cutoff and that should be for the gym or the beach. walking around in 5’s you better have great legs or be the most flamboyant gay guy out there.

  41. Eli1028 Avatar

    The ones that show your Balls

  42. rsgriffin Avatar

    For men shorts should stop mid thigh. For women, who cares if they wear any?

  43. spanishgopher2 Avatar

    If you need to ask, then they’re too short

  44. SonUnforseenByFrodo Avatar

    Knees are out in the 2020s, let the quads loose

  45. Dizzy_Stand_7071 Avatar

    No shorts are to short if your a femboy 🙂

  46. Puzzleheaded-Shine76 Avatar

    My dad made fun of my shorts until I pulled out pics of us in the 80’s. Tight tees, short shorts, and high socks with the rings around the top. He’d forgotten about those days. The pics with his basketball team were worse, LMAO.

    I won’t go that short these days but only wear mid thigh to well above the knee. Anything shorter or longer looks crazy on me.

  47. surfyturkey Avatar

    I think it looks pretty odd under 5-6 and I personally wouldn’t go less then 7, but I grew up when baggy shorts that went way past your knees, and got made fun of for wearing shorts above my knees lol.

  48. ThiccTurkeySammich Avatar

    Sky’s out, thigh’s out!

  49. StankFish Avatar

    The limit does not exist

  50. AlternativeResort477 Avatar

    If your balls are hanging out

  51. GimmeNewAccount Avatar

    Anything past mid-thighs

  52. Loose_Gripper69 Avatar

    Long shorts if you’re insecure.

    Short shorts if you’re secure.

    I either wear pants down to the ankles or short shorts. 

    If your shorts are bellow the knees you may as well wear capris!

  53. Flat-Limit5595 Avatar

    I like loose shorts, when i stand i want ot to hit my knee caps so the fabric gives me modesty when i sit down. My thighs are too massive for tighter shorter shorts.

  54. JizzCollector5000 Avatar

    Got my hoochie daddy shorts I wear sometimes I love them (4” inseam)

  55. Blankasbiscuits Avatar

    I used to give my father so much shit for wearing short shorts throughout the day and work, now I get it. Get some finger tip length shorts; lots of breeze and mobility

  56. Shevyshev Avatar

    If you’re a fast runner, 1” baby.

  57. Go1den_State_Of_Mind Avatar

    If there’s a non zero % chance your dick and or balls may become visible in any given situation/physical position – they’re too short or your rocking the wrong underwear for em.

    Otherwise, have at it.

  58. ItsAWonderfulFife Avatar

    Reach up as high as you can, if your tip is still covered, we’re good.

  59. 216_412_70 Avatar

    You just know..

  60. serial_crusher Avatar

    Depends on the dude. If you’ve got it, flaunt it

  61. breathinmotion Avatar

    If your balls fall out they are too short

  62. PiffWiffler Avatar

    For casual wear, a 5-inch inseam.

    For the running, make sure the coin purse isn’t making an appearance and you’re good.

  63. El_gato_picante Avatar

    if youre hanging brain then its too short.

  64. TennesseeStiffLegs Avatar

    Middle of knees maybe slightly above

  65. Awkward_Buddy7350 Avatar

    It depends on the country and the person.

  66. Blackops606 Avatar

    As short as you can go without anything falling out.

  67. syndreamer Avatar

    Hoochie Daddy Shorts…unless you have beefy muscular thighs to show off.

  68. Lunatik21 Avatar

    insert mean girls quote about limits not existing

  69. friskevision Avatar

    On her or on him? On her, nothing is too short. On him, cargo to pants.

  70. exhibmike303 Avatar

    Whatever you’re most comfortable in. Don’t worry about what others think

  71. slickeighties Avatar

    Just wear what you like bro. If they are short shorts then expect people to think you are more flamboyant.

  72. rookedwithelodin Avatar

    It’s about how long your legs are fam. I like them to be knee length which is challenging because of how tall I am.

  73. Ricky_Martins_Vagina Avatar

    If the balls or tip of the shaft are hanging out, the shorts are just right 👌🏻 any longer and you might as well just wear trousers

  74. fae_denne Avatar

    I wear very short shorts…in the comfort of my room. you won’t catch me wearing anything shorter than middle knee length outside my house though lmao

  75. Ray_817 Avatar

    Who we talking about? Men? Men shouldn’t be showing more than half their thigh… ain’t nobody trying to see a random one eyed monster!!!

    We talking about women? Shorts are definitely optional and completely unnecessary, don’t want to chance cutting off any circulation! Safety first!!!

  76. RickyRacer2020 Avatar

    If the shorts are above your knees, they’re too short.

  77. theycallmeMrPotter Avatar

    If you see the sack

  78. vingtsun_guy Avatar

    Always go 80’s gym teacher style.

  79. Shinoobie Avatar

    When I do BJJ I wear ranger panties. Thirst trap it up, who cares

  80. Colonel_Moopington Avatar

    First off, the least masculine thing you can do is police what another dude is wearing.

    Second, to answer your question: As short as you can go without showing your privates is totally acceptable. Now, where along that spectrum you stop being comfortable is the real question.

    I have a variety of shorts in a variety of lengths from past the knee to 3 inch inseams. I prefer the longer ones most of the time, but when it’s particularly hot outside the super short ones are nice. I have to be careful how I sit so my balls don’t fall out, though.

    At the end of the day, you as an individual have ZERO right to police what others wear. Do you, and if others are uncomfortable that’s a them problem.

  81. poppacapnurass Avatar

    Men’s shorts currently should be about mid thigh. Meaning somewhere half way between knee and hip.

    If they areused for sports, shorter is fine, but these aren’t for general public usage.

  82. SirAssBlood Avatar

    Can you see balls? Too short.

  83. slwrthnu_again Avatar

    As long as your dick and balls aren’t hanging out they aren’t too short. My current minimum length is 3”

  84. JohnTunstall505 Avatar

    We doing 5” this summer boyz?

  85. firmlygrasplT Avatar

    For me personally it’s 5”

  86. NegativeElderberry6 Avatar

    Knee or below. Don’t give them anything to thirst over

  87. workingMan9to5 Avatar

    If little peter is poking out from the bottom, it’s too short. Other than that wear whatever you want.

  88. noobcodes Avatar

    As short as you can go without hangin brain