I eat bones and all in fish or chicken by chewing them well. Crab shells depending. Lobster shells no more after turning 20.
What’s the most masculine thing you think you do?
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I eat bones and all in fish or chicken by chewing them well. Crab shells depending. Lobster shells no more after turning 20.
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I punch small children in their fucking faces so they know how manly I am
I work maintenance in a mine and race cars on weekends.
The most masculine thing I do is not worry about how masculine anything I do might be.
Not caring about what other people consider masculine. Or maybe that’s just the most adult thing I do.
Lifting weights or tending to garden with shirt off showing my muscles lol!
Don’t see masculinity in things you do, it’s more of how you are.
I scratch my balls every chance I get
Perfectly throwing a cast net catching baitfish at the beach while a bunch of people (hot ass women) watch
You’ll ruin your teeth OP 🤷🏻♀️
Workout
Got me a wood shop make tables and such for the better half.
I make purses for my daughters out of old cargo jeans. With a sewing machine lol. Then I service and adjust the sewing machine to feel more masculine
I got a handy man bag full of tools I break out for home repairs
I work out, I chop wood with a chainsaw.
Work hard, stay loyal, defend my wife’s honour, lift weights, keep fit, protect and guide my kids.
Sometimes when I get out of the shower I go into the lounge room where my girlfriend is, drop my towel and jiggle from side to side so it makes that smacking sound on my thighs while maintaining eye contact. Most masculine thing you can do if you ask me.
Own a penis.
I work in construction
Go to work every day and take care of my family.
Fart
don’t flush after i take a shit
Taking 2 d1cks from behind and getting my throat destroyed by another at the same time. I can’t get more testosterone than that.
Swallow emotion😂
I open beer bottles with my teeth and break them over my head when finished
I’m good with a pickaxe. I’ve had women stop and compliment me while I’m using it.
riding a neon pink colored scotter (motorcycle)
Gonna brag. It’s fucking.
Powerlifting and working on my cars
Adopted two street cats and I’m giving them the best life I can offer.
Although I live with my parents, I help with cleaning their rental properties and share house chores.
walk around covered in my nieces and nephews like they’re weighted clothing.
Be the best husband and father my family can have.
Physically, it would be taking care of myself through exercise and physical activities. I am working on myself and I hope to gain abs someday.
Fight fires
Hear me out… I like cooking, I like tea, books, and ceramics, poetry, long walks in nature, I love cats, and as time goes on, ballroom dancing slowly arouses my interest. Specifically the waltz. By that, I mean the clean, classy, rich European type, not the type where you book it across the ballroom like a bat fresh off of highway 666 while your partner looks like a doll forced to smile with its neck snapped back. With that being said, the manliest thing I do is martial arts. Can’t top that!
Hit the gym . Have sex with women ,get socialized
Play games and live the full life
I have not used a match or lighter to start a fire in over 15 years. I camp and have bonfires regularly.
Being quiet and reserved
Not care if people think I’m masculine or not.
Provide for my family.
Hunt for my own meat
Roll around with the biggest « I don’t give a fuck » attitude.
Piss standing up?
Exist. Anyone trying to justify their “masculinity/femininity” are insecure.
Depends on what society thinks is masculine.
I’m kind to everyone and I stick up for those who can’t stick up for themselves. (And I give my dog tons of love so we have an unbreakable bond)
I asked my mother and she said “respect women, that’s a true man.”
Respecting others, especially women.
The dishes
Exhibit patience and calm in the face of frustration.
Choose to be kind to someone that I could easily hurt when they are making me angry.
Acknowledge my own feelings but control them in the name of helping and supporting others.
The defining feature of modern life is an externalizing of the locus of control. Being a man means resisting that. The only real control is self-control.
I carve wood into different things. I have specific knives for it and everything.
Be indifferent
I’m a trained fighter, use to love lifting weights (had decent mass), I wanna be able to shoot guns more often, I can change a flat tore (but with how much insurance is these days I refuse I’m calling roadside)
HOWEVER the MOST masculine thing I think I do is, (and in agreement with others, is respect and protect women, I USE to think in my early 20’s (with all this feminism, and man eating women,) that my time and effort to protect a woman wasn’t wanted and why would I risk my life or risk getting stabbed or something for some woman who’d probably say I’m “mansplaining” when I’m just yapping about something I’m passionate about…
But nowadays, I’ve come to learn that vast majority of women either don’t know what this man eating feminazi culture is, or they aren’t apart of it, and those who are apart of it likely aren’t talking about me or just isn’t generalizing but just simple don’t know who’s a good guy or an evil guy,
But regardless of that I’ve learn and chose I can do my part and just be a decent guy by helping those in need, worse case scenario is I fail and things go awful, or they give a simple thank you, either way doing nothing is far worse and demoralizing tbh
Ask for help.
Walk to the empty urinal between the two others, both of which are being used, while saying “well boys looks like we’re doing this” as I unzip my fly. By expressing that I’m not thrilled about it, the men feel at ease, and we maximize urine output.
Not putting my knob all over the wall with my pistol
Don’t complain, just get the work done
Saying to my wife, in the most baby voice I possibly can, “I’m big man” before carrying everything from the car to the house in one trip. Keeps me strong and a little silly at the same time, plus my lady doesn’t have to carry anything (but can you get the door babe? babe please, my hands are full, can you get the door?).
I work in a hardware store and like to lift heavy objects.
I’ve gotten the sense before that people find my eating habits masculine, I eat huge amounts of food, with a preference towards meaty & spicy, but I don’t like to encourage that type of thinking because I’m fat as hell and that’s not something I’m happy with.
I actually prefer to pee sitting down, it’s nice to get off my feet for a little bit. Will piss standing in the woods ofc.
I knit my own socks like a real man.
Hold doors open for people
Be on time
Be dependable
Show people how to do things
Get rid of creepy-crawlies that scare my wife and daughter
Martial Arts
I can tie my shoes, most of the time at least
I dunno, I cook, clean and iron school clothes daily? I can put up a shelf or build a shed, cut the grass or landscape the garden, go fishing or prance around the woods on my pretend horse (Steven) with my daughter.
Not many things I’d call manly but all together I think I’m nailing being a good role model for my little one so she knows men can do the same stuff as women and it’s fine.
I feel that’s being a man?
Knife making
Tell me you need therapy without actually saying it.
Pick up my son. Put him on my shoulders. Flip him upside down. Spin him around like an airplane.
Ride my motorcycle hard
Be as swift as a coursing river.
With all the force of a great typhoon.
Have all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
I collect comics. A lot of them.
Taking care and responsibility for my children.
I am an amazing dad to my daughter
I go hike into mountains and shoot elk with a bow
LIft heavy ass weights in the gym to compensate for being 5 foot 8
Mentor the young men who work under my supervision
Provide and protect for my famliy. My wife knows she will never have to work and my daughter knows that dad will give his life for her.
Stand up for people that can’t for themselves.
Any difference you make in others’ lives matters.
Be kind.
I showed my nephew his 1st episode of Sesame Street and watched him say his ABC’s.
I drink tabasco sauce and eat serrano peppers with almost every meal. I also eat habaneros and jalapenos.
I take care of my elderly mom
I don’t concern my self with what is “masculine” or not
Breathing
I respect my partner
Shave
I put my dick in a woman (she wanted it) twice. Both times I left my genes and fertilized her egg. Each time approx nine months later a new me came into this world and up to this very day I keep protecting them and taking care of them and their mom, so that no one hurts them and that the little mes are and will be able to protect themselves one day and live on their own their best possible lives.
I’m a manly man, I think!
I’m really good at sawing wood 😂
I went hunting one summer with a homemade bow and caught a deer which I butchered and ate with my family. Also I beat my meat
The most masculine thing I do is express my feelings of love and appreciation for the people around me in my life who make it so rich and vibrant.
probably carrying all the grocery bags in one trip even if it’s cutting off circulation to my fingers. there’s just something about the challenge that feels unnecessarily heroic
Syrup chugging contests. “I am all that is man.”
Really though, providing for my lady and 8 month old son. Cheesy, but completely fulfilling at the end of the day.
Pay bills
Farming
Not wearing a smart watch
Grow/have a beard
Exist
Living
Impregnating a woman, obviously. It doesn’t get more manly than that. A close second is assembling IKEA furniture like it’s lego.
Nobody gonna talk about OP pulverizing chicken bones with his teeth? Lmao Bro are you okay?
Wake up
sits quietly
Not giving a fuck what other people think is masculine.
I refuse to apply lip balm
I’m accountable for the quality of my life, no blame just cause and effect.
probably circuit racing, lots of racing drivers are male, (but there are increasing number of non-male drivers who are very good) and car culture in general is very masculine
Claim my farts
Ignore chest pain.
Wash my hands before leaving the restroom….all you walk outs are nasty!
A dude took off running in the theater after i called him out as i was washing mine
Went to the office and worked the whole day after I fell off my bike with bruises on my knees.
I pulled out two of my teeth (they weren’t healthy), on two different occasions, all by myself, while looking in the mirror.
I went to therapy when I needed it
I ate a bowl of nails without any milk
I wear pink eye protection at work because I know nobody is going to take them.
Have the greenest and most weedless lawn in the neighborhood.
Show a certificate of authentication of my XY chromosomes
I piss all over the toilet seat and don’t flush the toilet!
Throw my underwear next to the laundry basket
Take care of my wife and daughters
Tell everyone around me I’m the alpha male.
Don’t bathe ever.
Don’t use straws.
Tuck it, put on a red dress, and vogue!!!
i admit when i’m wrong and / or don’t know something.
i’m good at chopping down trees.
I could finish a whole knuckle sandwich.
I know when I don’t know.
I have cleared acresgeof trees for deforestation/wildfire prevention.
I’ve had 68 amateur boxing bouts and 3 professional. won most, won’t dox myself on boxrec.
Walk outside without a fear of anything or anyone. Ok, that’s more of the fact that I live in the civilized world where police is trusted and only kids and “wannabe-hoodlums” carry a knife.
So jacking off. That stays the same no matter where I am.
The helicopter.
I wet shave. If I had the money I’d go for a straight razor but for now I’ll just keep to the safaty razors. Still miles better for your skin, wallet and the environment than that plastic 5 blade bullshit
I make my wife happy.
Just taking a stroll alone late in the night
Wear my diapers on the outside
Becoming a father and protecting and supporting the family.
Not thinking about masculinity. The most emasculating thing is being concerned with one’s masculinity.
Dressing formally.
Learned how to braid hair for my twin girls
The most masculine thing I do is not care about whether I meet some superficial and arbitrary definition of masculine.
Take care of loved ones and not bring work home
To pee straight into the hole
I help. Don’t care who, or what it is. If people need help, I help. My neighbor had surgery so recently it has meant carrying her upstairs, cooking meals, and playing with her ten year old.
Last week it was making sure everyone had their meds.
Before that it was another neighbor’s surgery.
My kids have been taught to help just to help. My son has been taught it is our moral obligation.
Provide for and protect my family.
Chopping wood for the energy fireplace to heat our house during winters. Also, maintain/repair the chainsaw when needed.
Loving my friends and family openly and with abandon.
Bones!? Wtf no else read that? 💀
Telling my woman to make me a sandwich…after i give her hugs and kisses.
I don’t think eating bones is masculine. Masochistic maybe.
Probably not banging dudes.
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light my beard on fire and beat it out with a hammer instead of shaving..
Actually… firefighting.
Sitting down when I pee.
Repress emotions
Repress emotions other than anger
Peeing in public bathrooms with my pants at my ankles
Have a penis and balls.
Rolling up the cuffs of my shirt
Suffer
Let my granddaughters put makeup on me, then take them out for ice-cream
I got my wife the old fashioned way. I snuck up behind her, bonked her on the head with a club and dragged her away by the foot to my man cave.