I’m a London bus driver AMA

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I’ve done it for a year now and feel I’ve seen a lot

Just to add, none of my replies here reflect the opinions or values of my employer or TFL

Going to end this here after an hour, thank you all for your questions. Really wish I had something like this when I started training.

Anyone thinking of starting the job and has other questions, my dms are always free.

God bless

Comments

  1. poppyrose08 Avatar

    I assume you have different routes? What is the best and why?

  2. Jonny_g123 Avatar

    How often do you let people on without paying out of empathy? If so, how would you get caught doing this?

  3. SaoLixo Avatar

    What is something people overlook regarding public transit be it positive or negative?

  4. grevco Avatar

    Why are you all so miserable?

  5. OwnTale7603 Avatar

    Is the amount of violence against bus drivers increasing? How does this impact your work?

  6. Frequent-Hat-9835 Avatar

    What’s your favorite Beatles album

  7. Fristiloverke13 Avatar

    How many stabbings on your bus per week? What’s the most stabby day?

  8. Expensive_Finding_74 Avatar

    How do you handle the stress and pressure of driving a gigantic vehicle in London traffic with wankers on the bus/wankers in cars cutting you up etc etc etc. I consider my job pretty high stress but straight up, I don’t think I’d last a full shift as a London bus driver.

  9. tacospizzawingsbeer Avatar

    Has the influx of immigrants increased the amount of violence on your bus?

  10. Ridd1ey Avatar

    What percentage of people thank you when they get off the bus? And do you care one way or the other?
    What changes the percentage as in time of day or area?

  11. PeeMaster34 Avatar

    have you eaten someone before

  12. MrAnderzon Avatar

    what’s the proper procedure when a stinky rider gets on

    and i’m talking hazmat level stink

  13. Present-Technology36 Avatar

    Why don5 you jist drove an aorport bis? Surely its a lot less stress.

  14. ahappygerontophile Avatar

    How old are you? Do London bus drivers like cuddles?

  15. FaxTimeMachine Avatar

    How do you handle bathroom breaks?

  16. TheOneAnd_Only Avatar

    How do you deal with fights if they ever occurr?

  17. Terrible_Sandwich_65 Avatar

    Is you country really getting dangerous from the immigrants?

  18. MrRichardSuc Avatar

    How did you learn to drive on the wrong side of the road?

  19. oalfonso Avatar

    Can you drive any route or you can only drive a few routes you have been taught ?

  20. Lucas11758 Avatar

    Do you enjoy it?

  21. whiskeybridge Avatar

    do you have to study The Knowledge, like cabbies? or just know your route and stick to it? sounds like dispatch determines when you try an alternate route or give up because of traffic….

  22. NY10 Avatar

    London is a cool city but I feel like it’s overrated tbh

  23. McLOVINfromHonolulu Avatar

    How do you deal with drunk women hitting on you as a driver?

  24. Prehistoric_ Avatar

    how does the bus know which stop you’re at? and does the announcer speak automatically or do you have to push a button to activate it for each stop?

  25. Magikinz Avatar

    What are yall saying to each other when you drive past another bus

  26. basketballpope Avatar

    What’s your absolute favourite work story you’ve gained in your career behind the wheel so far?

  27. Outside_Natural7210 Avatar

    Has anybody ever defecated on one of your buses?

  28. Willie_Waylon Avatar

    What’s the coolest thing someone has left on your bus that you were able to keep?

  29. msurekci Avatar

    Is there a particular bus model or route that bus drivers prefer to be on?

  30. kc_kr Avatar

    The London taxi driver licensing exam is famously difficult; is there anything overly difficult you had to do to become a bus driver?

  31. Jaded-Coffee-8126 Avatar

    Do you drive only one bus or different buses What is your favorite part of the bus, I low-key fuck with the buses that have the foot restd but I hate seats that rock or lay back on buses due solely to people using them poorly (hitting my knees).

  32. mousepeace Avatar

    what’s something that cyclists might over look when sharing the road with bus drivers? what about car drivers?

  33. eelam_garek Avatar

    Do you think this new Jurassic World movie is going to be any good?

  34. Important-Cut2370 Avatar

    So… how many times a day do tourists try to pay with Monopoly money?

  35. barrybrinkza Avatar

    Can you please tell me when we get to Rotherhithe stop?

  36. sibat7 Avatar

    Best route for a tourist to site see?

  37. NightLion32 Avatar

    How do you feel about the road infrastructure in London as someone that sees it day in day out?

    I enjoy driving a lot myself, and have spoken to a lot of cab drivers as well, and the general consensus thus far has been – it blows. IMO, for a capital city, it has some of the worst roads: poor planning, perpetual maintenance (even though before/after feels like 0 difference), etc.

  38. J_LDN__ Avatar

    Do you acknowledge people getting on the bus? I always find it rude if customers don’t acknowledge the driver and vice versa

  39. Practical-Ad-9474 Avatar

    Have you ever stopped someone being harrassed or attacked on a bus?

  40. Mountain-Editor-6868 Avatar

    Do you like when people thank you while they get off?

  41. naasei Avatar

    Do you piss in a bottle in yor cabin and throw it through the window?

  42. Southern_Passage_332 Avatar

    What’s the yearly salary?

    How easy is it to land a job as a bus driver in London?

    Asking as a daughter of a bus driver in East Yorkshire. 40 years service.

  43. pussyseal Avatar

    What was the most exotic thing you’ve ever found on the bus?

    Bus drivers in London are sweetest people. I left my phone on a bus and the driver picked it up, brought to garage and emailed me that the phone is there. When I went to the garage, had a little excursion from a bus driver, who borrowed me a power bank to charge my phone.

  44. maceman10006 Avatar

    Have you ever had tea and crumpets?

  45. onemorethanzero Avatar

    Ever hit anybody in the head with your mirrors?