I was playing fetch with a donkey in the pasture across the street from my house and the cute bugger was bringing the ball back to me! I would throw it, and he would happily jaunt and grab it and kick his back legs up and be happy jumping around and bring it back! We did this a few times, and when I leaned forward over the barbed wire to grab the ball the 3rd time, the shit took a chomp on my stomach. Like a full bite on the stomach and it fooking hurt. This little shit turns and runs and starts laughing. Went to the hospital, and I had to get a tetanus shot, and every nurse and doc laughed themselves sick at this ass.
tl;dr played fetch with donkey, ass bit me had to get tetanus shot and all the nurses and doctors laughed themselves sick.
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what an amazing ass
Dat ass.
You’re supposed to eat ass not the other way around
ITT: Ass jokes. Lots and lots of ass jokes.
Donkey bites cannot carry tetanus.
Equine bites can hurt like hell, but they seldom break the skin.
Tetanus generally requires a puncture wound.
Is there something you didn’t mention in this story?
Fun fact: a tetanus shot takes a couple of weeks to be effective. So when they give you one after an injury, that’s for next time. If you actually were exposed to it, you’re as good as dead. But that’s highly improbable.
Maybe you should have wondered why he was behind a barbed wire fence, yeah?