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In my opinion, it’s “Yours is perfect, the big ones hurt”
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Whoops
The alarm clock
“Yours is the nicest of all your friends.”
FBI open up
Hurry up / are you done yet.
My damn phone ringing because the volume was magically turned up
Her ex’s name.
Neighbour Jeff cheering us on
You’re better than my cousin, then I’ll run like forest gump.
Put it in…! when you already did like 10 seconds ago.
Not tonight honey, every night
Move to the left a little I can’t see the TV it’s my favorite Sanford and Sons rerun.
Oh my God! It feels soooooo much better when you pick the scabs off beforehand.
“I bought some toys!”
“Nice! I like a naughty girl’”
“…. Wait, why do you have a strap on?”
“his was bigger”
Fem Pop
For me is if she brings up any ex lovers. Kills the vibe right away.
Oh shit .
“This is the best 17th birthday ever”
“I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS.”
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In my opinion, it’s “Yours is perfect, the big ones hurt”
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Whoops
The alarm clock
“Yours is the nicest of all your friends.”
FBI open up
Hurry up / are you done yet.
My damn phone ringing because the volume was magically turned up
Her ex’s name.
Neighbour Jeff cheering us on
You’re better than my cousin, then I’ll run like forest gump.
Put it in…! when you already did like 10 seconds ago.
Not tonight honey, every night
Move to the left a little I can’t see the TV it’s my favorite Sanford and Sons rerun.
Oh my God! It feels soooooo much better when you pick the scabs off beforehand.
“I bought some toys!”
“Nice! I like a naughty girl’”
“…. Wait, why do you have a strap on?”
“his was bigger”
Fem Pop
For me is if she brings up any ex lovers. Kills the vibe right away.
Oh shit .
“This is the best 17th birthday ever”
“I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS.”