TIFU by buying contact lenses

So, I bought contact lenses from one of those Chinese online retailers, it was a cosmetic pair with this electric, rich blue tone that looks great for cosplays or just to stand out.

I wait a bit longer than I imagined i would, but alas, the lenses arrive. The color looks great as advertised, so I go and try them on.

To my shock, I can’t see anything at all. Anything. I can’t even read the words on my t shirt. I assumed it was just a matter of getting used to the lenses, or some of the liquid might be caught like a bubble.

Turn out no, I simply fucked up when buying. These contact lenses are specialized for myopic folks, and i somehow chose 7 times as much as I need. Upon reviewing my order in detail, my only assumption is that I made the purchase hastily and aloof, and didn’t read properly what I was buying. Which sucks because the lenses look amazing.

TL;DR: I bought contact lenses carelessly and I can’t see my nose while wearing them