Bathtubs are a Nightmare

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Bathtubs are the biggest scam. Everyone acts like soaking in lukewarm water is some kind of spiritual reset, but be real, you’re just stewing in your own dead skin.
They’re cramped, awkward, don’t even get me started on the hair situation. the nape always gets wet and there goes your good hair day. Then you have to rinse off afterwards like you didn’t just spend 30 minutes pretending to relax in a human soup bowl that goes cold way too fast. Keep your bath bombs.

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  2. Gotis1313 Avatar

    I shower before I soak

  3. WOOBNIT Avatar

    I don’t know about bathtubs

    But a person taking “lukewarm baths” is surely an unpopular opinion

  4. oakomyr Avatar

    “Lukewarm” ? Step one is finding a comfortable temp that’s slightly below boiling. Also, have you heard of floating? Have you ever floated? It’s the closest thing to weightlessness that exists on earth. The weight of the world literally melts away and your bones breathe a sigh of relief. I love tubs.

  5. magapower Avatar

    first off, use hot water…. not like warm water.

    second, it sounds like you’re just used to small bath tubs? I’m 5’10” and don’t have the same size issue.

    third, I don’t have baths often, mostly when I’m sick, and they feel great in those instances

    fourth, lots of people, myself included, don’t take baths to get clean…. more to relax or warm up. after a bath, I usually have a quick shower.

  6. TheSupremePixieStick Avatar

    Use hot water, rinse off in the shower after if you feel not clean enough, get a bath pillow or shower cap.

  7. danipnk Avatar

    I don’t know if it’s unpopular but I definitely agree. Showers all the way.

  8. s4ltydog Avatar

    I’m 6’5, I haven’t taken a bath since my honeymoon almost 19 years ago where our hotel room had a tub big enough for both of us.

  9. SuperDevin Avatar

    Why are you not using hot water? And you can rinse off before and after the bath. A bath isn’t about getting clean.

  10. cranberry94 Avatar

    I’m gonna tackle another angle …

    There are other uses for a bathtub besides the relaxing soak. Like …

    Bathing babies/toddlers/kids too small/not ready for shower

    Bathing dog

    Watering plants

    Washing large awkward things

    Soaking clothes in oxyclean

    Baby duck pool

    And I’m sure I’m missing plenty of other things

  11. Hawk13424 Avatar

    My tub is a big jacuzzi one (6ft x 4ft) with plenty of space, even for two. Also has a heater to keep the water warm.

    As for dead skin, given the amount of water I don’t think the concentration is high enough to worry about.

    I like to sip a scotch and read in mine.

  12. lilmiscantberong Avatar

    If you have cancer it can be a lifesaver when you’re sick and throwing up.

  13. Agreeable_Initial667 Avatar

    Being 6’4, bathtubs just aren’t usable for me. My jacuzzi does the trick.

  14. S2Sallie Avatar

    Idk what type of baths you’re taking but my waters temp is set to hell

  15. Mathalamus2 Avatar

    that opinion is your own, possibly compounded by heating failures, bad mindset, and woefully incorrect methods.

  16. Grocery-Full Avatar

    Don’t get me started on how much of a waste of water taking a bath is. I never understood people who love the environment so much, are vegan, etc, yet they love to take baths.

  17. ballcheese808 Avatar

    In Japan they have a button on bath tubs, press it and it reheats that shit to blistering temps. Das nice.

  18. PandaMime_421 Avatar

    Not enjoying a soak in the tub is one thing, and is an opinion I can understand even if I disagree with it. Taking the leap from there to “bathtubs are a nightmare” an “bathtubs are the biggest scam” is wild, though.

  19. llaminaria Avatar

    Follow that up with cuticles-cutting mani-pedi that you now have to do since you’ve soaked your skin so thoroughly, and you basically feel like you are back to work 😄

    I’m mostly joking, though. Take an upvote.

  20. AtomicBlastCandy Avatar

    I take multiple bubble baths a week, upvote for unpopular opinion