TIFU Choosing the Wrong Esthetician

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I had a pretty embarrassing situation come up recently. I decided to get my junk waxed and picked a place near where I live. I like it bare down there and heard this option was much better than shaving. It was a nice girl who was very professional, and all was going well. That was until she asked what I did for work. As soon as I told her she said “omg! My best friend works there in the same position, do you know her?”. I did immediately, as she was a close cute co-worker that I’d known for years. We started out of college together, and we’ve have a bit of a friendly rivalry as we’ve moved up the company. When I heard her ask if I knew her my heart started to race.

You see, my penis is quite small… It’s never been a big deal for me and I’ve had one good relationship before, but it’s definitely well under average both length and girth (4” x 4”). Add in the fact I’m a grower and I was nervous about getting waxed, and I’m sporting a tiny button down there. I got through the rest, but I couldn’t shake the nervousness of thinking she was going to tell my cute coworker.

This morning I walk into the office and she greets me with a “hey!” and huge smile (she usually doesn’t even say anything). I can’t imagine she didn’t get filled in over the weekend. Only hope is she only heard I came in and not specific details.

TL;DR: got my junk waxed by a girl who turns out to be my co-workers best friend. Pretty certain she now knows about my small penis.

Comments

  1. savelol Avatar

    You’ll know if she knows if there are any subtle jokes when she reaches the next promotion- enjoy!

  2. caughtinatramp Avatar

    Maybe your co-worker was just wanting to start some small talk.

  3. GlitteryCakeHuman Avatar

    You posted this several times for two months. Are you one of those small penis humiliation kinksters that makes up stories like this to get off?