We all have those little things — like refusing to take two trips from the car, never reading the manual, or using the same 3 mugs no matter how many are in the cabinet.
You know it’s not efficient, maybe even a little ridiculous… but you still do it.
What’s yours?
What’s a “guy habit” you know is dumb but you keep doing anyway?
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We all have those little things — like refusing to take two trips from the car, never reading the manual, or using the same 3 mugs no matter how many are in the cabinet.
You know it’s not efficient, maybe even a little ridiculous… but you still do it.
What’s yours?
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Scratch and sniff
Piss in the shower
Porn.
Leaving the toilet seat up
Going upstairs on all fours and narrating whatever I’m doing. I’m a champ at hedge cutting, and my commentary bears that out.
I own like fifty tee shirts, but wear about six on a regular basis. At some point my wife will rotate what shirts land on top in the dresser drawer and then I’ll be on to a different six until she’s tired of them. Rinse and repeat until one of us dies.
Waving a stick around making lightsaber noises
I pick my nose while I’m driving alone.
In the shower, letting water roll down my arm and shooting it on the wall underneath my wrist.
Fart next to your friend
Loving women who don’t deserve my love.
Not activating my turn signal when I’m a long way away from the traffic light because my lizard brain thinks it makes the light turn red faster.
Smoking & Drinking; I know these are terrible for you. I don’t do as much as others (2 cigs on a Saturday night, maybe 2 or 3 Saturdays out of the month). Drinking only on the weekend (usually); my one rule: only 2 drinks max per place.
Chest pounding. Like literally beating my chest with my fists and making noises like I’m Tarzan. My kids think it’s funny so I keep doing it.
Spitting on the grass
I turn on the shower but I shit before getting the shower
Long lunges to pull the sack away from the legs.
Trying to avoid multiple trips and waiting until things go very wrong to read the manual or instructions
I will lift 200 pounds worth of groceries to prevent having to make multiple trips.
Refusing to ask for help no matter how much I need it.
Gotta click the tongs twice upon pickup.
Asking if she has any preferences for dinner.
I stroke my dick when unsatisfied or without a partner who wants said dick
Wearing clothes till they pretty much fall apart and I’m forced to buy new. Socks seem to be up next.
When the bottle is empty you boop it on your head, you just gotta.
Is the mug thing a guy thing? Is having a favorite mug a guy thing? I just thought it was something I did?!
Sneezing as loud as possible
My sophomore year in college I worked in a physics lab. It was the professor there that taught me to read the manual.