My guitar paying friend used a variation of a line from the Rodger Miller song King of the Road “It ain’t too big a round but sure is short”. And, it worked! Lol
I’m apparently naturally charming in person so I just try to find an opening to start talking and let it flow. I’m not super handsome I don’t think but that only seems to matter to a %
My ex told people when they asked how he got me. He’d say “I just shook my willy at her and she ran over” . It was actually his ability to make me laugh that got me.
Just be funny or witty, get her to talk about herself, and for the love of god don’t make a comment about her appearance (for the first while, until you are confident she’s into you and the conversation. Even then, keep the compliment innocuous. “You have teally pretty eyes” or “I really like your smile,” that sort of thing). You might think it’s a compliment, but trust me, it will put her on edge if you say it too quickly. You’ll look like you’re judging her like she’s a cut of beef.
I dont have a guaranteed move, but once I got a girls number because I Lord of the rings lore dumped for like 20 minutes and she was into how into Lord of the Rings I was. So that’s neat.
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“Would you like to see my rock collection and eat homemade carrot cake?”
Gotta put all my cards on the table at once and weed out the Not Into Rocks or Carrot Cake crowd
Either charmingly befuddled, or grating asshole with a heart of gold
Just whipping it out.
Offering to rub icy hot on my wifes back.
I shit my pants, can i get in yours?
I like to break in and take pictures of them as they sleep and leave the Polaroids out for them to find in the morning.
Being physically attractive
I like to stick my tongue out and wiggle it and if they reciprocate I’ll go up to them and thrust my hip forward and back and have them to it with me
Eye contact, smile, and then run away LOL
Face card
Mine is, “Would you like to go out with me?”
After I get the answer, I make my plans accordingly which is usually to read something interesting that night alone or just go to bed and sleep.
Smile, listen, repeat. Works every time.
Ha, I have no game whatsoever.
My guitar paying friend used a variation of a line from the Rodger Miller song King of the Road “It ain’t too big a round but sure is short”. And, it worked! Lol
I offer to push in her stool.
Asking her about her interests and usually planning something based on that. Whether it is a trip or gift giving
Me to her “how much does a polar bear weigh?”
Her: 🤷♀️ me: enough to break the ice. Hi my name is 🙈
make her laugh, never fails.
I’m apparently naturally charming in person so I just try to find an opening to start talking and let it flow. I’m not super handsome I don’t think but that only seems to matter to a %
A devastating fart while maintaining eye contact.
My ex told people when they asked how he got me. He’d say “I just shook my willy at her and she ran over” . It was actually his ability to make me laugh that got me.
Hold a conversation, make her laugh, and, most importantly, let her feel comfortable.
I’m just a goofy dude. Seems to work so far.
Ask her what her interests are, who she be with, things to make her smile, what numbers to dial…
Ballsack hanging out of pants fly and loudly ask “is anyone missing some hamburger”
acting the shy one. really does the job
Charm, wit, & situationally opportuned improv are thingz. Different every time.
Just be funny or witty, get her to talk about herself, and for the love of god don’t make a comment about her appearance (for the first while, until you are confident she’s into you and the conversation. Even then, keep the compliment innocuous. “You have teally pretty eyes” or “I really like your smile,” that sort of thing). You might think it’s a compliment, but trust me, it will put her on edge if you say it too quickly. You’ll look like you’re judging her like she’s a cut of beef.
“I like you, want to get coffee or something?”
I dont have a guaranteed move, but once I got a girls number because I Lord of the rings lore dumped for like 20 minutes and she was into how into Lord of the Rings I was. So that’s neat.
I don’t know