What’s something you do when you’re alone and no one’s watching? Be real and honest.

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What’s something you do when you’re alone and no one’s watching? Be real and honest.

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  1. andienotandy_ Avatar
  2. So_Call_Me_Maddie Avatar

    I sing with music, let my inner dialogue out, & I usually have a much more relaxed dress code.

  3. luulitko Avatar

    I often shakke da booty af while doing my daily household stuff while listening to music that just isn’t danceable per se. So refreshing! And getting wild like this sometimes surprises myself, too. The better.

  4. Cricket_Legs Avatar

    Jiggle my boobs.

  5. sceadusquirrel Avatar

    I like to draw, but I am not confident in it so I don’t let people see.

  6. DimmyMoore70 Avatar

    I suppose I’ll occasionally scratch in certain places or make bodily noises that I would normally suppress in public, but other than that my behavior is pretty much the same.

  7. Glindanorth Avatar

    I don’t close the bathroom door when I use the toilet.

  8. ZetaWMo4 Avatar

    Practice my moonwalk to see if I still have it.

  9. ajago12598 Avatar

    Eat comically loud to feel beastly and alive. Like, really ham that shit up, odee nasty shit. I’m always trying to eat quietly when I’m around others, but sometimes you just gotta give your inner barbarian the stage yfm.

  10. deekius Avatar

    Pick my nose, touch my breasts, do a little dance, talk to myself out loud. And obviously, fart.

  11. FuerGrissa0stDrauka Avatar

    Repeat movies and shows word for word out loud.

  12. Competitive-Type-912 Avatar

    Blasting music and singing out loud, making weird dance moves and stretching while doing basic chores.

  13. hotmumma7 Avatar

    Masturbate to porn on the couch 🤷‍♀️ Not even guilty about it 🤣

  14. BeeCreative872 Avatar

    Pretend like I’m being interviewed so I sit there and talk about my life and about my recent struggles

    I also use insane voices, sing random words/sentences and lines of songs. I would often pretend I’m in a music video when listening to music and perform a little.

  15. elitejackal Avatar

    Game, read, decompress, nap, talk to my dog in a baby voice and meditate.

  16. LeonRoy18 Avatar

    I dance naked.

  17. AzureSuishou Avatar

    Hold my boobs. Not sexually. Just because.

    And pick my nose.

  18. calliessolo Avatar

    Watch Madmen reruns.

  19. girliepopnumber26 Avatar

    see if i can make my cheeks audibly clap 🤷🏼‍♀️

  20. QTlady Avatar

    Talk to myself… sometimes it’s just thinking aloud. Other times, I’m acting out stories.

    Um… chewing toilet paper. I used to eat it when I was a younger and nipped that in the bud as I aged and learned about health. But I still really, really like the taste. So I compromised by basically treating it like gum. I’ll steal a sheet and smuggle it out every time I go to the bathroom. Or if I’m feeling particularly craving, I’ll take a whole roll.

    Otherwise, it’s whatever I want. Eat, play games, sing, dance… it’s whatever.

    Snot rockets, I guess count. 90% chance I remember to aim for the trash can.

  21. Ladysupersizedbitch Avatar

    Dance to music. Wouldn’t catch me dead doing it around anyone.

    (If I have a headache like I currently do at this moment) Roll my head around like crazy trying make my neck crack for some relief. I know it looks weird as hell when I do it so I try not to do it around people.

  22. Idonteatthat Avatar

    Eat weird stuff, sing, make weird loud sounds, smack my belly…all kinds of weird random things

  23. ultra_violet007 Avatar

    I pluck little hairs out of my knees with tweezers

  24. BisforBands Avatar

    Absolutely nothing. I can be still and thoughtless for hours and I love it

  25. mooonkiss Avatar

    Practicing my acceptance speech for various unlikely awards”

  26. BabyDollAva Avatar

    Just remember to thank your WiFi for always being there

  27. WhatAWorthlessWorm Avatar

    Crash the fuck out over chess.com

  28. Daffodil_Bulb Avatar

    Sing, try to talk my cats out of being cats (such wasted potential!), relax, play piano, read, suddenly remember all the stuff I have to do. Oh, and mess around on Reddit.

  29. Louisianimal09 Avatar

    I sing and dance in the shower. I use those verbs very liberally

  30. rosiegirl8903 Avatar

    …. When I’m alone in bed at night I grab my tweezers and go to town on ingrown pubic hairs. Don’t judge me.

  31. Dr__Pheonx Avatar

    I have deep conversations with myself, psychoanalyse and cry.

  32. ConversationMajor543 Avatar

    Pick my nose, constantly have a fistful of my mons pubis, contort my body and face into the most unflattering positions and expressions while looking into a mirror.

  33. Connie_Damico Avatar

    Jiggle my boobs and butt cheeks in all the reflective surfaces in my home and talk through dialog of writing projects outloud

  34. ur_captainspeaking Avatar

    Dance and make up scenarios

  35. freekin-bats11 Avatar

    Sing and scream real bold and beautiful 🗣️🎵

  36. Blue_Star_Child Avatar

    On the ride to and from work i sing or quote lines from movies or practice my awful accents.

  37. CrazyIrina Avatar

    Adjust my pantyhose and undies. It isn’t a graceful act.

  38. CampingWithCats Avatar

    I love to burp and fart super loud. I’m a 62 year old grandma.

  39. awkwardlyAgrees Avatar

    Pretend that I am giving a Ted talk .

  40. AlienBuffet51 Avatar

    Talk to myself, over think and yell “Oh my gaaaaahhhd why!? 😫” when embarrassing memories hijack my brain 🧠😂

  41. nothing-but-goth Avatar

    I practice twerking.
    Zone out.
    Laugh at absolutely nothing because i can and it feels weirdly good. ( might be maniac or smthng)
    Grind my 5 foot teddy bear and masturbate over Prof. Cal audios.

    Unapologetically…

  42. Simplythegirl98 Avatar

    I trace hearts into my thighs to relieve stress, cry, meditate, play with my ingrown toe nails using my other toenails

  43. Jolly-Persimmon-7775 Avatar

    I eat like a cavewoman. None of that daintily cut mouthful, more like shoveling in what I can before it falls on my chest, sauce all over my chin (and also eating on the couch)…

  44. ladynecropolis Avatar

    I play with my boobs a lot and don’t realize it. Not really in a sexual way, just might want to hold them or squeeze them.

    Sometimes I do that while sobbing loudly.

  45. szikkia Avatar

    Dance to music and sing

  46. Brilliant-Garden-188 Avatar

    Try to teach myself to shake my ass(I can’t do it), talk to my cats like they understand me, masturbate, use the restroom with the door open.

  47. nicedog44 Avatar

    Sing really loud, dance, talk to my pets a lot, loaf around, nap, enjoy the quiet, sit and stare off into space, listen to audiobooks on speaker, make my cats do funny little dances, lay in the sun on the dog bed with my dog, wear no pants all day long, burp really loud with no shame, watch funny stuff and laugh out loud, wear fancy stuff that I don’t usually have reasons to wear, such and so forth.

  48. thinkevolution Avatar

    Play with my nipples

  49. Paola666 Avatar

    Cry. I allow myself to cry.

  50. Redflysoul Avatar

    Do a podcast with me

  51. Cautious_War5885 Avatar

    Not suck my stomach in 🥴

  52. free_-_spirit Avatar

    Put on music or dance tutorial and dance infront of a mirror for 1-2hours! Just for fun, I know no dance moves lol

  53. RangerAndromeda Avatar

    Stare off into space

    Practice twerking

    Rewrite bits and pieces of interactions I had over the past couple days as if I was punching up my own life. Makes me feel like Pippi Longstockings lol

    Daydream about where I wanna go on vacation and what a day there would be like 🙂

  54. authorized_sausage Avatar

    Chew my fingers to death. I am fucking 50.

  55. Salt-Elephant8531 Avatar

    I pretend I traveled back in time and woke up in my 10 year old body but still have my 50 years of life experience. I have pretend conversations with my grandparents where I ask them about their lives.

    I also confess to my mom that I am indeed 50, not 10, and try to explain how the world is so different now from how it is in 1985.

    Then I just enjoy being 10 from an adult perspective. I think about how I will plan to re-live the upcoming years with the knowledge I have now.

    I’ve always pretended to time travel back into a younger version of myself kind of like the movie “Seventeen Again.”

  56. kodiak_attack Avatar

    Scratch myself. Men do it in fucking public, why can’t I do it by myself?

  57. rightwords Avatar

    Sing. Terribly.

  58. Stock_Yam9061 Avatar

    Touch my breast and light a cigarette when the kids sleep and I am sad .

  59. smallsquish Avatar

    Talk to myself. I’ll pick a topic and just ramble on out loud to myself like I’m teaching a class. Sometimes I make up stories, sometimes I talk through current emotions I’m struggling with as if I was talking to my therapist, sometimes I talk about new things I’ve discovered about myself or things I want to try or goals I have.

    I feel crazy as shit but I don’t hear voices, I’m not talking to people that aren’t there, I’m just letting my internal monologue be external and it helps me feel better. The inside of my head gets so hectic.

  60. anawkwardsomeone Avatar

    Masturbate, fart, talk to myself as if I’m being interviewed, dance my heart out.

  61. Kairos27 Avatar

    Definitely dance like a maniac and sing out loud to music I’m too embarrassed to admit I listen to 😆