What’s something you do when you’re alone and no one’s watching? Be real and honest.
What’s something you do when you’re alone and no one’s watching? Be real and honest.
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What’s something you do when you’re alone and no one’s watching? Be real and honest.
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talk to myself
Gaming.
I sing with music, let my inner dialogue out, & I usually have a much more relaxed dress code.
I often shakke da booty af while doing my daily household stuff while listening to music that just isn’t danceable per se. So refreshing! And getting wild like this sometimes surprises myself, too. The better.
Jiggle my boobs.
I like to draw, but I am not confident in it so I don’t let people see.
Pray
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Sit quietly
Fart. A lot.
I suppose I’ll occasionally scratch in certain places or make bodily noises that I would normally suppress in public, but other than that my behavior is pretty much the same.
I don’t close the bathroom door when I use the toilet.
Practice my moonwalk to see if I still have it.
Eat comically loud to feel beastly and alive. Like, really ham that shit up, odee nasty shit. I’m always trying to eat quietly when I’m around others, but sometimes you just gotta give your inner barbarian the stage yfm.
Pick my nose, touch my breasts, do a little dance, talk to myself out loud. And obviously, fart.
Repeat movies and shows word for word out loud.
Blasting music and singing out loud, making weird dance moves and stretching while doing basic chores.
Cry.
Masturbate to porn on the couch 🤷♀️ Not even guilty about it 🤣
Pretend like I’m being interviewed so I sit there and talk about my life and about my recent struggles
I also use insane voices, sing random words/sentences and lines of songs. I would often pretend I’m in a music video when listening to music and perform a little.
Game, read, decompress, nap, talk to my dog in a baby voice and meditate.
I dance naked.
Hold my boobs. Not sexually. Just because.
And pick my nose.
Watch Madmen reruns.
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see if i can make my cheeks audibly clap 🤷🏼♀️
Talk to myself… sometimes it’s just thinking aloud. Other times, I’m acting out stories.
Um… chewing toilet paper. I used to eat it when I was a younger and nipped that in the bud as I aged and learned about health. But I still really, really like the taste. So I compromised by basically treating it like gum. I’ll steal a sheet and smuggle it out every time I go to the bathroom. Or if I’m feeling particularly craving, I’ll take a whole roll.
Otherwise, it’s whatever I want. Eat, play games, sing, dance… it’s whatever.
Snot rockets, I guess count. 90% chance I remember to aim for the trash can.
Dance to music. Wouldn’t catch me dead doing it around anyone.
(If I have a headache like I currently do at this moment) Roll my head around like crazy trying make my neck crack for some relief. I know it looks weird as hell when I do it so I try not to do it around people.
Eat weird stuff, sing, make weird loud sounds, smack my belly…all kinds of weird random things
I pluck little hairs out of my knees with tweezers
Cry
Walk around naked
Absolutely nothing. I can be still and thoughtless for hours and I love it
Practicing my acceptance speech for various unlikely awards”
Just remember to thank your WiFi for always being there
Crash the fuck out over chess.com
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Sing, try to talk my cats out of being cats (such wasted potential!), relax, play piano, read, suddenly remember all the stuff I have to do. Oh, and mess around on Reddit.
I sing and dance in the shower. I use those verbs very liberally
…. When I’m alone in bed at night I grab my tweezers and go to town on ingrown pubic hairs. Don’t judge me.
I have deep conversations with myself, psychoanalyse and cry.
Pick my nose, constantly have a fistful of my mons pubis, contort my body and face into the most unflattering positions and expressions while looking into a mirror.
Jiggle my boobs and butt cheeks in all the reflective surfaces in my home and talk through dialog of writing projects outloud
Dance and make up scenarios
Sing and scream real bold and beautiful 🗣️🎵
On the ride to and from work i sing or quote lines from movies or practice my awful accents.
Dance
Adjust my pantyhose and undies. It isn’t a graceful act.
I love to burp and fart super loud. I’m a 62 year old grandma.
Pretend that I am giving a Ted talk .
Unmask
Talk to myself, over think and yell “Oh my gaaaaahhhd why!? 😫” when embarrassing memories hijack my brain 🧠😂
Sing loud
I practice twerking.
Zone out.
Laugh at absolutely nothing because i can and it feels weirdly good. ( might be maniac or smthng)
Grind my 5 foot teddy bear and masturbate over Prof. Cal audios.
Unapologetically…
I trace hearts into my thighs to relieve stress, cry, meditate, play with my ingrown toe nails using my other toenails
I eat like a cavewoman. None of that daintily cut mouthful, more like shoveling in what I can before it falls on my chest, sauce all over my chin (and also eating on the couch)…
I play with my boobs a lot and don’t realize it. Not really in a sexual way, just might want to hold them or squeeze them.
Sometimes I do that while sobbing loudly.
Dance to music and sing
Try to teach myself to shake my ass(I can’t do it), talk to my cats like they understand me, masturbate, use the restroom with the door open.
Sing really loud, dance, talk to my pets a lot, loaf around, nap, enjoy the quiet, sit and stare off into space, listen to audiobooks on speaker, make my cats do funny little dances, lay in the sun on the dog bed with my dog, wear no pants all day long, burp really loud with no shame, watch funny stuff and laugh out loud, wear fancy stuff that I don’t usually have reasons to wear, such and so forth.
Play with my nipples
Cry. I allow myself to cry.
Twerk.
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Do a podcast with me
Not suck my stomach in 🥴
Put on music or dance tutorial and dance infront of a mirror for 1-2hours! Just for fun, I know no dance moves lol
cry
Stare off into space
Practice twerking
Rewrite bits and pieces of interactions I had over the past couple days as if I was punching up my own life. Makes me feel like Pippi Longstockings lol
Daydream about where I wanna go on vacation and what a day there would be like 🙂
Chew my fingers to death. I am fucking 50.
I pretend I traveled back in time and woke up in my 10 year old body but still have my 50 years of life experience. I have pretend conversations with my grandparents where I ask them about their lives.
I also confess to my mom that I am indeed 50, not 10, and try to explain how the world is so different now from how it is in 1985.
Then I just enjoy being 10 from an adult perspective. I think about how I will plan to re-live the upcoming years with the knowledge I have now.
I’ve always pretended to time travel back into a younger version of myself kind of like the movie “Seventeen Again.”
fart
Scratch myself. Men do it in fucking public, why can’t I do it by myself?
Sing. Terribly.
Touch my breast and light a cigarette when the kids sleep and I am sad .
Talk to myself. I’ll pick a topic and just ramble on out loud to myself like I’m teaching a class. Sometimes I make up stories, sometimes I talk through current emotions I’m struggling with as if I was talking to my therapist, sometimes I talk about new things I’ve discovered about myself or things I want to try or goals I have.
I feel crazy as shit but I don’t hear voices, I’m not talking to people that aren’t there, I’m just letting my internal monologue be external and it helps me feel better. The inside of my head gets so hectic.
Masturbate, fart, talk to myself as if I’m being interviewed, dance my heart out.
Definitely dance like a maniac and sing out loud to music I’m too embarrassed to admit I listen to 😆