Am I the only guy who, when wearing flip flops, finds it uncomfortable that they hit the heels of his feet with every step he takes, the noise, and how dirty your feet get after a day of wearing them?

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And when I say flip flops, I mean the most common ones that have plastic straps and rubber soles

Comments

  1. Alarmed-Law-7500 Avatar

    The noise flip-flops makes, gives bottom vibes

  2. AnotherDarnedThing Avatar

    Realized this in my teens. Never worn the darned things again.

  3. youngandable2643 Avatar

    Brothers never heard of slides

  4. AdmiralKong Avatar

    Why has a post with this exact working slid across the front page a dozen times today? Bot content? Constant reposts until it “hits”?

    OP has made variants of this post to: r/self, r/advice, r/RedditPregunta, r/Colombia, r/Adulting, r/nostupidquestions, r/Millenials, and r/stupidquestions in the past day. I have seen each multiple times!

  5. gavdore Avatar

    Shit thongs or wrong size if slapping enough to bother you.

  6. sdvneuro Avatar

    Yes, you are.

  7. hexadecimaldump Avatar

    I hate flip flops. I hate thing between my toes, and that strip is torture for anymore than 50ft of walking. Longest I’ve ever worn flip flops was maybe 30-60 minutes, for a beach trip before I threw them in the trash and went barefoot (which is the second worst feeling for feet).
    I can’t stand them.

  8. Chemical-You-9650 Avatar

    Men in flip flops is such an ick. I hate men’s feet anyway, but the flap flap flap just sets me on edge.

  9. LOUD_NOISES05 Avatar

    Why do you wear them if you hate them?

  10. JuanBurley Avatar

    That’s why I like slides better.

  11. gggggfskkk Avatar

    Lost my big toe nail once, haven’t worn flip flops since I was 11.

  12. Ok_Touch928 Avatar

    This sounds like a trivially solvable problem that will not require the hive mind/collective wisdom of the internet to solve. But just in case…

    Wear something else that doesn’t make you uncomfortable. Who cares what others think?

  13. trickmirrorball Avatar

    Dons don’t wear shorts and real men don’t wear flip flops.

  14. Livid_spider Avatar

    just wear crocs. you gotta croc and sock though.

  15. ZestyZyriah Avatar

    That noise drives me nuts. And by the end of the day, your feet are filthy. I’m talking about the basic ones—plastic straps, rubber soles—the kind everyone has.

  16. Accurate-Signature64 Avatar

    Flip flops
    For beach and pool only seeing people walk around cities with them with how dirty one’s feet can get is GROSS.