Will you have a chance at survival with the object or are you completely doomed? Share what your object is and how you will use it.
Will you have a chance at survival with the object or are you completely doomed? Share what your object is and how you will use it.
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It’s gun 🤣🤷🏾
a pillow….. 🙁
Uhm…My cat. I mean, she’d likely claw his eyeballs out so I guess she’s an effective weapon.
Coffee mug, roughly half full. I have options.
A pillow, but the pillow weighs about 8 pounds. I’d still rather use my hands, but it’s better than a standard pillow I guess
A window? Depending on whether I can wrest it free or break it I’m in very good or very bad shape.
A big red bucket
My overly friendly dog. Attack, Hercules attack! Aaack, the robber is giving him scritches.
That would be my three year old son. We are collectively in trouble. I’d rather go with fists than swing a toddler at the robber. I’d instruct the child to run away, preferably to his bedroom. This all does beg the question: why is there a robber in my bedroom?
A computer mouse. I suppose I could throw it at him and then try to use it as a garrote.
A laptop…but it has a cord in it, so I guess I could whip the cord or use it to choke them. Or just use the laptop as a blunt weapon.
A lamp? Could be worse…
i hide my gun in this item on my right so…. i might be ok
How did I look over and see this post while I, a male, was peeing supporting my member with my right hand.😂
Does a 35 year old female count? If not it’s a jacket worn by a 35 year old female. Not that useful.
My small poodle. I’m sure he’d give it his best shot, but I’m not optimistic about his chances of success.
Dozen chef Knives and a giant cake cutter to my right, they not having a good time heh
A Roku remote. I’ll just change the channel to something he likes so I can sneak out while they start binging.
My collection of perfume🤣 (there’s alot)
It could be interesting 🤔
A roll of paper towels
Vape
down pillow and a nylon wubbie… Maybe suffocation????
A corkscrew, but sadly a lever action type which is not very useful as a weapon. More fool me for not using a waiter’s friend.
This is unfortunate. I am on my couch surrounded by the bane of my existence. The endless throw pillows that take up the entire couch that my gf continually purchases. So looks like Im gonna have a hell of a one sided pillow fight
🧻
A mug of freshly brewed, hot coffee that’s too hot to even dream of drinking without burning my tongue.
I shall take the lid off and throw it on them, and assuming there are eyeholes in the mask, get their eyes.
Scissors. So… maybe? Going be a gory fight!
A German Shepherd. She’s usually pretty chill but I feel like she would defend me.
Wind and Truth of the Stormlight Archive. Sure it’s a thick book but still.
A large piece of broken glass.
Chevy Silverado
Throw blanket
AND ITS A STEEL CHAIRRRRER
It’s a toss up between a steak knife and a pair of scissors.
My 16-year-old son… we’re doomed
A roll of toilet paper (I’m on the toilet at work).
The robber is masked, but you didn’t say armed.
As he’s just a robber and not a killer, we can just fight if he’s unarmed, or he can have what he likes if has a knife or gun.
Bottle of water, I guess I could clock him on the head.
Ha! Two-shot derringer .45ACP hollow points!
Roku tv remote, the little one.
Good thing I just washed a cast iron skillet. 😂😂😂
not including my gun cuz someone else already said that, a synthesizer. specifically a Korg Opsix, which while not particularly heavy or strong being basically a raspberry pi in a plastic box, is large enough to use as a shield and potentially beat them with the corners.
A coco melon water bottle.
Ruger 5.7..
A toddler. I guess I have a flail
I have a calculator. I think I am getting robbed.
A wall. I guess I’d try to sidestep and shove their head into it?
2013 Honda Odyssey door
A chair with a fan and a blanket on it. Yeet the fan at him as a distraction, throw the blanket over him, then bash him with the chair.
What does the robber have? If they dont have anything I have a chance anyways unless they are strong af. Theres nothing to my right for a few feet and thats where the robber would be coming from anyways.
A small blue tooth speaker. I guess I could get one good whack with it.
Oh lord… a rubber ducky.
A 1/4 full bottle of water
A baby monitor. I don’t know how effective it will be as a weapon, but maybe the robber will hear my son screaming and thrashing around and take pity on me and go to the next house.
A nice tall cup of ice water.
A 3/4 full 750ML glass bottle of Dr McGillicuddy’s Intense Raw Vanilla…… Depending on what the robber is attacking me with and skills in hand to hand and CQC I think a good whack across the skull or Jabbing the bottom right to their nose should do the trick
Fork you right in the eye robber-pants
Bc I have a fork
Had range day today, it’s a bag with a wasr 10, 20in barreld Aero Precision m4e1, and a PSA AKV 9mm. I’m pulling out the WASR.
My wife !!! I pity the fool !
I have an empty plate. A fork. And a plastic chair. There is potential.
A toilet paper holder
A sweater
It’s my most skittish and pacifist cat, who is currently cuddling me while sick. I’m just getting robbed tonight, I guess.
It’s my 20-year-old daughter who has anxiety so we’re dead, lol.
A dog hair brush that is designed with extra hooky teeth to really get the loose hair out. Like a grooming brush.
I like my odds.
only thing near me to the right is a benchmade bugout. pretty sharp too
Some motherfucker about to be clobbered by a door.
A… a couch. What
A can of glass cleaner spray. Can I also use the lighter in my pocket? Either way, dude’s about to get an eyeful of streak-free clarity
A mouse or a bowl of grapes
A hot cast iron pan.
I have a tall floor lamp to my right. This is quite fortunate as I am trained in lamp.
An aluminum baseball bat with 8 lbs of lead in the core. I’m doomscrolling in bed and it’s my “bedtime guest greeter”. It’s for wild animals, but I’ll take my chances with a robber in the dark.
wall
My cane, which I have no problem beating a bitch with.
A coffee table with a marble top. I’ve got a chance.
A down comforter. Not like the robber is getting anything though.
A passenger side car door, so uh, I guess I lock it and we drive away?
Tv controller. Throws at head, doink
TV remote
An out the front switchblade sits right next to my mouse pad at my desk. Im gonna get stabby.
The option of 4 different swords, I’m gonna be fine.
My girlfriend… Who’s holding a kitten. Mind you the kitten has sharp claws…
A Ruger P89 9mm and 2 full mags. I’m good.
A toilet plunger.
Nice, I have a pair of alignment punches. Someone is losing their eyes, hypothetically of course.
This dudes about to get hit with a dog
A toilet paper holder. Dudes dead
I have a few things to my right. A glass of water, nail clippers and file, a pocket knife, and miscellaneous items
My backpack.
My computer mouse. If only I was left handed it would’ve been scissors!
A small glass of water… I guess broken glass can make a knife? Still very not ideal.
My crested gecko’s enclosure. I’m sure Scarlett wouldn’t mind being yeeted at the intruder. 🤣
Java for Dummies All in One. Thick enough to be semi effective at least.
Belt
Damn I almost always win these because I usually read these while in bed where I have a gun. In the bathroom right now. Guess I’m making do with my standing towel rack.
A straight bar attachment for a weight machine that I’m pretty sure is older than I am. Of all the potential options, a foot and a half long metal bar with a chain attached to the middle of it is far from the worst way to protect myself.
A box with 10 1L bottles of sulfuric acid
An empty glass bottle. That could cause some damage to them.
Someone is getting a face full of shih-tzu.
My new deboning knife, I think I have a chance.
Neutrogena face wash. I suppose I could squeeze it into their eyes.
A car door.
I have a dehumidifier so I could smash it over his head
A kettle with boiling hot water in it.
I have a mattress.
I guess I could confuse the robber?
That guy’s wife.
A massage gun. This will be interesting
I’m browsing Reddit on the throne, so it’s a shower curtain. Guess I’m trying to net the jerk and make a run for it.
Computer mouse. I’m going for his eyes or balls.
My wife’s battery operated boyfriend?!? 😞
macbook air
A wooden dining room chair. It’s bludgeoning time, I suppose.
Thurmaflask.
Used correctly i should be ok
I don’t think a granola bar is going to cut it, unless the robber has a severe peanut allergy.
A roll of toilet paper. Lucky me!
Fml… a pillow. Guess I’m having a pillow fight.
If it’s a single object, it’s a bottle of Pepsi. If it’s just like…. everything in reach to my right, it’s like 300 bottles of Pepsi. I’d rather rely on my combat skills but hitting them with like 300 bottles before they get close may give me a slightly better outcome.
cat
Glass bottle of coke
A heavy wooden cutting board…. I would be sad to lose my favorite cutting board, but it is more than enough to kill a man.
A quilt
Hopefully they won’t beat up a toddler
Medium Stanley water cup with a handle.
Toilet brush.
I have a……. Chair
My laptop…the cheapest laptop available at Best Buy (I had a gift card). Needed a backup computer for work (leave one at home so I don’t destroy the antique they give me to use.)
Anyway, it’s plastic, so maybe when it shatters, the plastic shards might give him a cut or something…
A civil war saber, WW2 bayonet, and a crossbow pistol. Unless the robber is carrying a gun, I think I stand an excellent chance of being ok.
It’s a lamp. Honestly not bad.
Just got home from the fighting gym, though, so the robber picked a pretty fun time
Well, laaaaa-diiiii-dah! Good ole Roscoe! 😁
Remote control. <power off>.
A bar shaker
A box of Kleenex. Guess I can throw them at the robber.
My dog
A wall
It’s a space heater with a thick cord. I’m using it as a meteor hammer and then strangling him.
My old ass lazy cat
My nightstand is light enough for me to pick up, but heavy enough for me to swing so…
A rolled up New Yorker, wait, I also have a samurai sword
Beer bottle
My car door. I’ll just slam it into him then tell my hubby to drive
An umbrella
Hehehe. It’s my ute (Truck for Americans). Mr Armed Robbery is about to learn why the HiLux is one of the most popular vehicles in the world.
Good luck to my wife
Back extension workout machine.
A big candle stick.
A massive, heavy, solid wood butchers block. I get one chance, either I scare him off or bet everything on one throw.
A paperback book. Fortunately, I’ve watched all the John Wick movies, so I’m sure I could turn it into a weapon.
A wall fan. Them blades be surprisingly sharp yo
I’m gonna go with a trained attack ferret. It’s going up the leg and attacking. The robber is fucked now because I’m not a small guy and now I’m fucking him up with my hands because his shit is getting eaten by my weapon, My little buddy who I’m gonna call smiley.
My daily ccw pistol. Shotgun is another foot past that.
Some poor traveler at the Newark airport. Good luck, Instagram-watching-lady, this robber looks determined.
Aw man, it’s a woman. Guess I’ll die 🤷
Toilet plunger. Even if he wins the fight, he loses.
It’s a wall.
My fiancee is picking me, so I guess I’m fucking him up. What is the rough size of this attacker. If they are lean then “somebody gonna get hurt real bad”.
Water bottle- Aquafina
Sriracha
A sleeping farmer?
A stuffed sheep my cats suckle on… I guess I’m smothering the robber…
I have a 64 ounce metal water bottle that full.
I can beat his brains in.
A couch pillow…
My retainer. I’m screwed.
Nothing to my right within reach. Guess I’m fighting bare handed
A cup of coffee. I might not be screwed.
My Kindle? I could try and smack him with it, but otherwise, kinda screwed here. Now if you’d said my left? My pittie would have something to say to thw robber
Toilet paper🤦🏼♂️
Bottle of rum.