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Do you ever eat a pretzel rod and pretend you are a beaver felling a tree?
No but I will now
No I pretends to be a pencil sharpener
Maybe when I was a kid. Vaguely remember something like that. Nothing like that since I was like 10
No, I put two on my mouth and pretend I’m a walrus, you know, like an adult!
Cigar
Yes. It is oddly satisfying.
How else are you supposed to eat them?
No, but I do enjoy how they kind of shatter after applying slow steadily increasing pressure.
Yes
NO!?!??
You ever gnaw on a tree and pretend you’re a human eating a pretzel?
Yes I have.
Pretzel rods and Diet Coke. Whatta combo
Yes. I also like to pretend raw broccoli are little trees and I’m a huge creature eating them.
You should play the game Timberborn if you like that kind of game. It’s a city builder with beavers rebuilding the world, long after humans are extinct.
Yes but not since I was a kid. Now that you’ve reminded me of it, I’m going to do it the next time I get pretzels.
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No but I will now
No I pretends to be a pencil sharpener
Maybe when I was a kid. Vaguely remember something like that. Nothing like that since I was like 10
No, I put two on my mouth and pretend I’m a walrus, you know, like an adult!
Cigar
Yes. It is oddly satisfying.
How else are you supposed to eat them?
No, but I do enjoy how they kind of shatter after applying slow steadily increasing pressure.
Yes
NO!?!??
You ever gnaw on a tree and pretend you’re a human eating a pretzel?
Yes I have.
Pretzel rods and Diet Coke. Whatta combo
Yes. I also like to pretend raw broccoli are little trees and I’m a huge creature eating them.
You should play the game Timberborn if you like that kind of game. It’s a city builder with beavers rebuilding the world, long after humans are extinct.
Yes but not since I was a kid. Now that you’ve reminded me of it, I’m going to do it the next time I get pretzels.