What is the weirdest thing your girlfriend/wife does?

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I’ll go first.
My gf has this habit of taking my underwear and wears them like it’s her own.

I’ll do washing and see no panties in the wash but, I’ll see two weeks worth of my underwear within one week.

I asked her about it but, she just likes wearing mine. She says it’s comfortable. I won’t complain about it tho.

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    I’ll go first.
    My gf has this habit of taking my underwear and wears them like it’s her own.

    I’ll do washing and see no panties in the wash but, I’ll see two weeks worth of my underwear within one week.

    I asked her about it but, she just likes wearing mine. She says it’s comfortable. I won’t complain about it tho.

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  2. The_Spyre Avatar

    She acts out future conversations in the mirror to get it just right. Facial expressions and all.

  3. Any-Mathematician951 Avatar

    They sell similar underwear for women, just FYI

  4. Nnudmac Avatar

    That’s not weird, GFs and wives steal our clothes. Hoodies, shirts, boxers.

    Maybe if she was sniffing them when they were dirty that might be a bit weird. I won’t yuck someone’s yum tho

  5. coolnicknameguy Avatar

    Buy more. Enough that you both have an ample supply.

  6. DetectiveAsh69 Avatar

    She doesn’t exist

  7. zimmer1569 Avatar

    She lives a double life. One normal and one where she is a completely anonymous but fairly popular under fake name manga creator. Even I have never seen any of her creations (or I’m not aware it’s hers).

  8. growthaspirants Avatar

    She talks to the plants like they’re her roommates, and gets upset if I don’t say hi to them too.

  9. acole56 Avatar

    Fart. Bc girls told me they don’t fart

  10. TheWiseApprentice Avatar

    I used to wear my husband’s underwear when I was pregnant. They were just so comfy and roomy

  11. melatonin_prn Avatar

    Whats a girlfriend/wife?

  12. Oceanbreeze871 Avatar

    Watches the scariest effing horror movies to relax and de-stress. Sometimes in the middle of the night if she has insomnia

  13. HasturCrowley Avatar

    She’s a little ADHD gremlin. Random noises, spontaneous dances, declares she’s going to sleep then chatters on like a methed up raccoon until 4am. I love everything about her.

  14. MedusaGotMeStoned007 Avatar

    Talks to herself a lot and I love asking how the conversation is going

  15. the99percent1 Avatar

    My ex wife used to mumble to herself a lot while she was cooking, lol.

    I never asked her why but I always found that endearing.

  16. seven7seven Avatar

    Crying whnever anyone in a movie/series cried, almost every time.

  17. cosmitz Avatar

    Names everything in the house. Plants have names, big electronics have names, sometimes pots have names. I find it endearing.

    Also taking SO MUCH TIME FOR EVERYTHING. I can’t even. We’re playing a boardgame and she goes ‘gotta use the toilet’ and it’s a cointoss whether it’s 10 minutes to pee or 45 minutes to poop. I just leave the game on the table and go do something else if the latter. Or she says she needs ‘5 minutes’ to space out on the couch. That’s an hour, it’s always an hour, and it almost certiainly involves a nap. And don’t get me started on baths/showers. If she gets in at like 7-8PM after work, she’s coming out at 10-11pm and going straight to bed. She’s more mindful of it now but i think between the hour she takes in the morning to prep in the bathroom, the 30-45 minutes in the evening to go to bed, the hour it takes her across the day to pee six times, and the once every three days of 3-4h of bathing with 1h of showering in off-bath days… i think she averages 3 hours in the bathroom per day.

  18. FleetheUSSR Avatar

    Tucking her sleeping t-shirt into her G-string underwear otherwise it creeps up at night. It looks very sexy lol

  19. breachgnome Avatar

    My wife used to ask a question and immediately say “huh?” as if I gave an answer while she was asking.

    > What do you want for dinner? HUH?!

  20. HardcoreHope Avatar

    That doesn’t seem weird to me OP that seems sensible. I wouldn’t be surprised if men’s underwear were more comfortable than women’s. 

  21. PiergiorgioSigaretti Avatar

    Not exist, like wtf

  22. whatisthisicantodd Avatar

    WHY DOES SHE BITE ME SO MUCH

    (i lov her)

  23. Ok_Independent5571 Avatar

    Thats your sign to do some research and get her really cute and comfy underwear

  24. Tokasch Avatar

    One thing she did: marry me.
    One thing she does: still being together with me.

    Must be a weird fetish.

  25. mdale85 Avatar

    Get her the puma boxer briefs from Costco they’ll make her ass look great

  26. Disastrous_Layer3988 Avatar

    She like biting my back randomly

  27. Background-Passion50 Avatar

    She won’t shave her legs or…. Area unless I do it for her. It started when we were engaged and now she’ll get wooly and I mean wooly until I shave her. I asked her about it once she simply said I have steadier hands and she doesn’t trust herself. I asked her how she did it before we got married and she said “once a week and very very carefully.” 

  28. USMC_0481 Avatar

    She eats her Oreos after running them under tap water, instead of with milk.

  29. sherrymacc Avatar

    When my wife washes her hair while showering she will stick what ever hair that falls out to the shower wall. I told her it was gross but she continues to do it. So now when I see it I will make funny pictures/designs with it.

  30. seandelevan Avatar

    Not sure if it’s a her thing or a female thing….but my wife narrates everything she does or is going to do. For example we are sitting there watching tv…and I’ll hear “I’m going to the bathroom”…ok cool go “then I’m going to get a snack”…um ok cool “then I’m going to check my email and see if (insert something work related I have no ideas what’s she’s talking about that will last 10 minutes)” …..now I’m nodding my head…”then I’m going online to buy (insert something that she needs and has no impact on my life)..nods head “then im going to clean the bathroom…I’m going to use this new sponge I bought…”…awesome great and it’s like that all day 🤣

  31. red-at-night Avatar

    She opens a drink can and then twists the tab slightly to the right.

  32. alex1596 Avatar

    My wife has ADHD she’s a goldmine of weird behavior.

    Lately in the summer heat, she needs to (yes NEEDS to) soak her feet in scolding hot water for like 15 mins before she can fall asleep.

    She’ll kick and thrash her feet around the bed until she goes and does it.

  33. davey-jones0291 Avatar

    My ex used to wear my boxers, she only got crazier from there. She got suckered by most Facebook conspiracys and turned her brain to porridge. Pretty sure i now live in mortal danger. Also the menopause, wtaf?

  34. tmullato Avatar

    Parks next to the garbage and recycling but rarely takes any out when she leaves. I park in the street and end up hauling a lot to work to throw away or else she complains.

    Doesn’t carry garbage out because her hands are full with keys and a water bottle. She often tells me that she didn’t drink enough water that day but she’s literally always got water on hand.

    Has to run a space heater in the bathroom in order to take a shower because it’s too cold when she gets out.

    Refuses to go to stores when there is an option to get stuff delivered. This includes groceries. Says she saves money by avoiding impulse purchases. Except she does exactly that while scrolling through her phone.

  35. Akephalos95 Avatar

    Both my current gf and my ex are/we’re obsessed with popping spots on my back.

    My current gf is also a biter, which is cute.

  36. trauma_doc Avatar

    She is taking a hairdryer and using it in bed or on the sofa to make her feet warm. After 2 years I bought a second hair dryer because I had enough running around the house looking for the f…. hair dryer.

  37. 80_Percent_Done Avatar

    My wife has a talent for creating in sync lyrics to the instrumentals of popular songs. So, she walks around randomly singing about something she sees or is doing to the tune of whatever song she has stuck in her head.

    I love it. It’s cute. She’s really good at it which makes it endearing. If she sucked, I’d be annoyed af.