Preface – I’m not gonna sue anybody those are my parents and I love them…
TLDR; I ordered a sex toy and I accidentally shipped it my moms house and she opened it thinking it was something else.
But here we go … I am a man in his late 20’s who lives on his own and has yet to change his legal address from his parents house because my housing situation isn’t super stable – I am bouncing around between rental units often cuz my job is changing locations frequently as I pick up new contracts …. Normal stuff but ANYWAYS. Long story short – my credit card payment address isn’t the same as my shipping address.
So a while ago – I ordered a sex toy from a brand called Tenga. First of all nobody talks about sex toys for men … this feels weird and idk. It feels embarrassing to even order a sex toy. But I am single and don’t feel comfortable dating right now because I am working on myself and taking care of myself in my life … not in a good headspace to get back into the dating scene.
So here I am … I accidentally ordered a shamshtershmator and had it shipped to my parents house.
Well it finally arrived today! And not even a week earlier I was talking to my mom about fitness and weight loss and how she’s not eating enough protein and how i recently ordered whey clear protein… doesn’t she see the package on her doorstep – labelled with my name and get curious and open it thinking it’s clear whey protein. Only to unbox a male sex toy. In front of my dad … now the whole family knows … even the dog …
And I am dying of embarrassment…
Comments
What a power move
This is why an entire industry of actual shops exist that have highly overpriced products that you can pay cash for and avoid having them sent to the wrong address.
im sorry what the fuck
I know the embarrassment you’re feeling. It’ll fade and they might make jokes but if you have a good relationship I’m sure you haven’t traumatized them too much.
Man get a P.O box if you don’t have a stable long term address.
Im more surprised they know what a Tenga is. Especially they don’t exactly look that suspicious or you wouldn’t notice at first glance that they are a sex toy imo.
“I decided I could make my own protein. You always taught me to be frugal!”
What’s wrong – is your mom against microplastics?
“Hey Nixtdor friends and neighbors, the male sex toy I ordered, the Orgasmoblast RealFlesh Sex F*cker7000, was misdelivered to the wrong house. Can you check and see if you opened it by mistake, and send me a DM? Thanx!”
Man what do you do now? Are they expecting you to swing by and pick it up? Lol
I’ve been telling my wife I plan to purchase something similar (with a gift card) and ship one to everyone that shares her parents Amazon Prime account for years.
Just say you bought it as a gag gift for a friend!
That poor dog. There is no excuse for traumatizing an innocent canine.
“accidentally ordered a sex toy”
or
“ordered a sex toy and accidentally had it shipped to my parents house”
That’s a VERY big difference in accidents
And, I bet your parents had sex at least once
You might like this joke: A woman is hearing a buzzing sound from her daughter’s bedroom. She opens the door to find the girl playing with a vibrator. She yelled at her mother “please mind your own business, I’m an adult and I can’t find a men so you have to accept this”. The day after the women enters the house and hear again the buzzing sound coming from the living room. She enters the room to find her husband watching TV with the vibrator beside him on the couch. She ask ‘What are you doing?’ The husband replies ‘I’m watching the game with my son in law’ 😉
Adults buy sex toys, don’t worry about it.
No but you are hilarious
Did you order a 6 pack of Tenga eggs?