So, I was in a public restroom and the guy in the stall next to me sounded like he was pouring a bucket of water into the toilet (I mean, maybe he was), but why are streams different?
Why are some guys’ pee streams so powerful?
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So, I was in a public restroom and the guy in the stall next to me sounded like he was pouring a bucket of water into the toilet (I mean, maybe he was), but why are streams different?
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So, I was in a public restroom and the guy in the stall next to me sounded like he was pouring a bucket of water into the toilet (I mean, maybe he was), but why are streams different?
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Some people aim directly at the water and try to pretend their dick is a firehose. I swear some guys take pride in peeing as loudly as possible.
Because everyone’s body is different. Plus, he could pee directly into the water in the toilet, not on the toilet wall.
There are a lot of variables, like bladder capacity, level of urgency, and even how the guy is aiming. I’m actually hypersensitive about others hearing me and having to hear others to the point that I don’t use public restrooms that don’t have urinals.
Depends how big your bladder is mostly and how hard you can push it out I’d guess?
I don’t think it has anything to do with dick size lol
When I eat a lot of sugar I have to pee in the middle of the night and it sounds like that. Also it makes me feel like my bladder is about to explode. One of many reasons why I’ve given up sugar for the most part. So maybe a bad diet
Depends on how badly I have to pee. More volume means greater pressure.
There’s a non-zero chance that was extremely violent diarrhea. I’ve had the shits so bad it sounded like a fire hose in a mill pond.
It’s something you train, you’ll get there eventually.
With enough work you’ll sound like you are frying chicken when you’re in the bathroom
Usually means that they have a huge dong
Because everyone is different.
This is the reason I am a diabetic but my GF who eats primarily carbs has a low A1C 🤷🏻
It establishes dominance.
Kegels
You do them for too long, you’ll destroy the toilet, and possibly also the wall it’s attached to
Breaking the seal after a few beers is like an Adam Sandler sketch
That was out of his butt because he was having horrible diarrhea. He will need to rehydrate.
Maybe he’s held it longer?
I know if i have had to hold it a while before being able to pee, it shoots like a cannon (maybe pressure builds or more and more is held if you cant go.)
That’s why I pee on the seat. No noise
They’re just showing off. Trying to assert dominance.
Were you impressed or what?
Brutal não sobra nada pro beta do mijo fino
Sounds to me like he may have a narrow uretie – Cotton Hill
Higher volume, higher output force.
I have some bad news for you…
It has nothing to do with 🍆 size. I have a pretty large one, and my pees are typically pretty mild sounding unless I’ve been holding for a long time. I have a small bladder so I’m in and out pretty quick.
Prob more bladder capacity than anything.
I mean mine varies widely. Just depends on how badly I need to go and how long I’ve had to hold it.
Even then, I always aim for minimal splash onto myself or my clothes which will also dampen the sound created usually.
Based on the sound of my previous partners pees and the anatomy of their penises, I have concluded it is due to the size of their urethra.
(I am a woman, sorry. But it felt like this question was best answered by a person with multiple penile experience.)
My dad said that when I peed it sounded like a horse. Now that I’m 63 my stream sounds more like a bumblebee.
That person was hydrated. I drink 4-5 1L bottles of water every day and it’s like that.
“Damn boy, you fryin’ chicken in there?”
Has to do with kegels and core strength lol. That stronger it is the more force you can use to push it and the faster it goes.
High flow urethra has its challenges. (My experience)
Splash back at a urinal. No matter what I do or how much I try to control the flow it is fucking gross.
Unless you have a high volume of man gravy, it doesn’t shoot very far. It might fly a couple of inches.
I just have a strong stream. 😭
We can “squeeze” it out faster, it’s a conscious thing.
Probably had to go urgently or maybe he has a foreskin and it just sounds louder/powerful
I have a very aggressive piss stream. I’m not sure if there’s a reason for it. Just the way she goes.
It’s because he has a bigger penis than you
You can push to make it harder
My older brother peed hard af. Saw him pee over a car once
i just stopped giving a fuck about pissing quietly.
Get your prostate checked. Could be inflamed causing a narrowing in the plumbing.
He might have been pouring his slop bucket in there. I don’t worry about splash back because I have a designated pee corner in most rooms, and places.
You know you’re getting old when it takes you longer to stop peeing than it takes you to pee.
There’s always the meatal stenosis possibility as that can slow down the stream, much more common if circumcised and many men don’t even know they have it and just assume they have a slow/imprecise stream
Pressure, also the amount your body needs to get rid of probably affects how much effort it uses but I dunno the science
Bro’s insecure about his piss stream XD
Jokes aside, there’s variance in most things in life. Back when I was younger, my family used to do road trips. We had a huge van with a giant sliding door. Instead of pulling into a town when we needed to pee, my dad would just pull over on the side of the road. He would open the sliding door, and my two brothers and I would have contests to see who could piss the furthest. I had one of those magical streams. I outdistanced both of them by a yard and a half. Why? Who the fuck knows. Bigger bladder? Wider pisser? Idk bro. Some people were born for greatness others for pissing poop stains off the inside of the toilet bowl like a pressure washer.
The power comes from how long you’ve been holding it
I’ve often thought about this when in the bathroom and it sounds like a fire hose.
My guess is some men have larger bladders and less urgency to go based on genetics so their bladder is more full of piss?
We are simply well hydrated with exceptional bladder control. Full tank has heavy pressure.
“So powerful”, I can’t be the only one who found that wording hilarious.
he’s been holding it for a while and really had to go
In my case it’s a big ole dick.
Full bladder probably.
Also sometimes it’s cause your just relaxed.
I know whenever i take a piss after my first few beers on a friday night it feels amazing and the stream is strong and direct..no sprinkler action.
Full bladder probably.
Also sometimes it’s cause your just relaxed.
I know whenever i take a piss after my first few beers on a friday night it feels amazing and the stream is strong and direct..no sprinkler action.
Story time: I met some dude I went to high school with one time we all got drunk and as we were getting a ride home he asks the dude driving to pull over so he can piss. He turns to everyone in the car before walking out and says. “I know this is weird but this is how I normally piss.” He starts to pee and it sounds like a fucking hose fully opened and he takes a 2 second piss
Weirdly, this is something that I have thought about more than I should, bc I am kind of irrationally jealous of guys who have powerful pee streams. Yes, I realize this sounds EXTREMELY stupid and childish. The only explanation I can come up with is maybe they have wider pee holes that allow for a greater flow rate.
American here. If it’s during the day and I’m at home then directly into the water. Middle aged but sexually active with my wife so prostate is very good and healthy so it’s loud. If I want it louder then I can hold onto my member, squeeze a bit and release my kegal muscle then clench down like I’m going poop and release my grasp and it comes out extra pressurized.
If it’s night and everyone is asleep turn aim for side of bowl, or sit to pee.
I always aim at the side when going in public at a urinal. That’s the only way to not get splash back
Prostate size
Youth. I could power wash the sidewalk in my 20’s. After 38 it became a leaky faucet.
Maybe they had too many beers
I will guess this is a healthy person who stays hydrated. When I was a competitive athlete I aways had a story strong pee stream. After age 60m, when I exercise and stay hydrated that is true.
Every penis has a uniquely sized urethra( the tube urine travels thru to exit the body). Therefore every guys stream sounds a lil different than his buddies you know. It’s just the nature of the beast man.
Stream leaves circumcised dick differently to uncut too. Cut makes the stream leave neat and sounds quieter. Uncut the pee comes out more like the neat stream is being interrupted by foreskin.
Source have 3 sons im cut they are not.
My son’s piss is always louder than mine no matter what. :p
Mine is so long that it sits in the water like a submarine
Deficient ADH from too many beers , lol who knows
I know I go from the devil’s bident to devil’s fan when I really have to go.
Cuz I’m usually bad about waiting to go till I’m about to piss myself
Short hose, lots of pressure
Right, am a Canadian. 65 years worth come to think of it.
I am so glad I’m not the only one who notices this and also has this question. It actually has given me active anxiety before… like is something wrong with my urethra??
I sit down to pee. Even at urinals
Differences in anatomy and where they aim (water or side of bowl).
bladder pressure and abdominal control, i think
I have a theory that even from the next cubicle the higher pitch sounds are blocked by the walls and you only hear the louder more prominent low pitch sounds that echo around. I say this because it seems like EVERY guy is louder than me.
Oh i dont care anymore now that im grown up and could actually pee down into the trough at wrigley field . Imagine a tiny kid squeezed in fighting for a spot and getting sprayed in the face. Thats not supposed to be my memory of my first time going to a proffessional ball game as an 8 yr old. The good ol 70s
Pump power
Louder the piss bigger the dick!
i hardly make any noise cause im usually trying to dislodge the shit flecks off the inside of the bowl.
Most mammals, regardless of size, tend to empty their bladders in about 21 seconds. This “universal urination duration” was found in a study that analyzed the urination habits of various mammals, from rats to elephants. Factors like bladder pressure and urethra length play a role in this phenomenon.
Maybe he was a big guy with a large bladder.