I’m talking an actual risk, not just a bold move. Like potentially getting into bother at your job or something like that. And whatever it was, how did it turn out?
For example one of my coworkers shot his shot on a girl that works for the company who was quite high up, without knowing if she had any interest. So could’ve gone bad if she thought it was weird, chance he would’ve got fired lol.
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I’m talking an actual risk, not just a bold move. Like potentially getting into bother at your job or something like that. And whatever it was, how did it turn out?
For example one of my coworkers shot his shot on a girl that works for the company who was quite high up, without knowing if she had any interest. So could’ve gone bad if she thought it was weird, chance he would’ve got fired lol.
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I got involved in a land war in Asia. The land area is massive and winters extreme.
Sneaked into the foremans office and sang over the tannoy system to an office lassie I had been flirting with.
I did wait until the main boss wasn’t there, though. I went out with the lassie for about 6 months or so.
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Coworker that had a fiance.
I’ve never been “that guy” but she came on to me, she’d cheated before, and I couldn’t think of a good enough reason to say no.
Was a fun but erratic 3ish months. Lots of fun was had. But there were death threats when he found out.
I asked out this girl who was going out with the resident “hard man”. She didn’t like it and felt pressured into being with him.
Thankfully, she said yes but he had bigger things to worry about when the police came round.
I kissed my wife downtown at a festival without any hint it was on my mind. We went to her place and had sex. Married for 21 hard years, then she wanted a divorce.
I should be dead in a tub full of ice, organs harvested with the number of sketch hook up spots I’ve met women after being told sex was on the table.
Met a girl at a concert and we were flirting a bit, so I picked her up over my shoulder and smacked her butt. Miraculously she was all about it. Didn’t work out long term but it was a fun summer.
My sister used to throw parties at home and one of those days a friend of her approches me to talk, I’m not very good at flirting so the best thing I could think of is STRAIGHT UP inviting her over to my bedroom… and it works. Two weeks later, another party, another friend of her brings a chair to sit besides me while I’m playing video games… I immediately turn off the console and proceed to do the same thing again… AND IT WORKS AGAIN.
Now the trick here is that I kinda knew they both were into me, but still I’m suprised I was able to pull that off so smoothly as I’m not really a “Chad” by any means. To this day I’m unaware if my sister knows anything about it but I know it’s extremely unlikely that she’s completely ignorant
When I was in my mid 20s, I had left a bar with my friends. We were walking down the street towards the second bar of the night. On my way there I notice two girls checking themselves out in the mirror of a shop (one blonde and one brunette). I get and idea and just go with it. I break from my friend group, go to the same mirror that the girls were at. I say “excuse” me, step in front of them, and start checking myself out and fixing my hair, making sure to take up the whole mirror. Then I turned around, and said, “Ok, how do I look?” After they stopped giggling I said I’m going to a bar with my friends (I point to them down the street as they are waiting for me). They said they are going home, so I decided to give the blonde one my number and went to the bar with my friends. The next day, I get a text from her. We get chatting, went on a few dates, hooked up a few times, but then we just grew apart. I don’t think I’ve ever again been so bold haha.
Hooked up with a woman I met in a club when I was 17, she was 27. Went back to hers. She lived with her bf, but he was away for work and wouldn’t be back for a couple of days. Cool.
Next morning, we’re just lying in bed, and her cat rushes to the door. She gets scared and says the cat only does this when someone’s at the door and her bf must be home early.
You have never seen a man go from fully nude and lying down to fully dressed and up and alert so fast in your life. I just had visions of getting the shit kicked out of me by some furious boyfriend.
Then a letter comes through the door, and it turns out it was just the postman.
Pit maneuver on the M4, she’d been sat in the middle lane doing 50 for like 2 miles and I’d had enough
I worked for an agency and one morning my motorcycle wouldn’t start after refilling at the gas station near the job site i was meant to go. I call the consultant. she was at the site and said she’ll pick me up. I’ve known her for about a year and knew I always seem to get what I wanted for example we had black out periods (Christmas time) where no one was allowed to take time off. I told her I wanted a month off and she approved it and said don’t say anything. That plus more and flirting etc. She picked me up and asked if I wanted to still go to this job or be dropped off at home and I just said let’s go back to yours and she just smiled and said yeah? This was at 5am and morning sex just hits different. So in a way I slept with my boss. This isn’t the only consultant I slept with, happened with 2 others for different agencies.
Confessed my love in an online casino in front of players ( she was a dealer)
A needle decompression to treat tension pneumothorax.
Got married to her six months after we met. She’s in the bed next to me now listening to an audiobook and napping. We’ll have six years married next month, and no end in sight.👍🏻
I slept with my boss for like 2 years. Almost got caught based on a misunderstanding but there was a bad storm when corporate was going to come to our location and it got cleared up over the phone. We stopped aside from a couple times after that lol
Met online, travelled overseas to meet her.
The cowboy.
My wife and I were pretty vanilla for a long time. One night I got drunk and told her I wanted to eat her ass so bad. She let me and its been my favorite ever since lol.
I pulled a move I seen in Kung-Fu Hustle (I think it was from there, 90% sure) where the husband told the girl (who wasn’t his wife) to turn her head, moved his close and she turned back to look at him and accidentally kissed him.
I did this, and she was surprised, hit me, and played it off like she didn’t like it. We ended up together right after…probably was the worse decision.
G4’s grob attack
Winter, 2006, in my mid-20’s. Me, an average looking dude with a pretty decent job and my own place.
A friend girl and I ran into each other after two years, grabbed some lunch, and a couple of weeks later she came to a New Year’s Eve party at my house. We had some chemistry in the past but were in relationships with other people.
Well, there was this girl I had hooked up with a few months earlier that wasn’t my type but was totally my roommate’s type, so I introduced them to each other. They weren’t doing their thing anymore as it turned out she was married, but was still planning on showing up to this party without her husband as be was deployed overseas.
I asked friend girl if she’d pretend to be my girlfriend as there might be someone showing up that I had previously dated and I had no desire to date again. Much to everyone’s surprise, our favorite Air Force wife didn’t show.
A while after midnight, while alone in my room, friend girl asked if I was disappointed that she didn’t have to pretend to be my girlfriend. I said yes, I would have done this at the new year and kissed her. She kissed me back and when we stopped, she asked me why I kissed her. I told her there’s only two reasons a man kisses a woman like that, one is because he wants her and the other is that he loves her, and that I’m both (which was a little out of character for me at 24). She kissed me again and fireworks went off, you get my drift.
Well, we cohabitated at that point and never wore clothes while we were home. Two weeks later, in bed on a chilly Sunday morning, she told me through tears she wasn’t ready for me or to settle down or commit like that and that she loved me and adored me and that she was terrified. She asked me to leave.
I did. I loved her from the moment I met her four years earlier, in my mind at the time she was the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. It took a couple of years to rebuild my confidence and piece my heart back together to even pretend to shoot my shot like that again. It still stings after almost twenty years.
Now physically? A girl hit on me in a bar in Pensacola, we clicked, and later her Marine ex-boyfriend showed up in BDUs. He was already drunk and rather displeased.
If it wasn’t for the US Navy Shore Patrol pulling up in that parking lot I’m pretty sure that dude and his squad mates would have beaten me to death and fed my body to the gators. I lost a tooth and had two black eyes, I broke one Marine’s jaw and popped out the eyeball of another. I’m a large man and something feral in me knew it was kill or be killed. I didn’t get a lick on the ex-boyfriend, but he got tazed by SP and a year in the brig for being the ringleader. The guy with the orb hanging by some vessels and nerves sang like a canary. And to make matters worse, I didn’t even get her number.
In my case, all moves are risky. Since women don’t like me all that much, any move I might make carries a risk of me getting beaten up, laughed at (this actually happened), getting fired or getting the cops called on me.