Just now, I sliced the side of my nipple while climbing into the shower with my shaving razor in hand. Thank god it’s not a deep cut or gash, but it’s in a sensitive area and it fucking hurts.
Luckily, it was with a single blade, safety razor. I had just put a fresh blade in and slipped as I climbed into the shower. Reflexively, I grabbed the wall with my free hand while my other decided to have a mind of it’s own and it skimmed the side of my nipple. The razor sliced about 5mm of skin mostly off but there’s still a bit hanging on for dear life. The blade also got a little bit into the areola, like a paper cut from hell.
Just rinsing it off with water to clean the area stung. It bled for about 45 minutes, even with pressure. When it finally stopped, I slathered on some neosporin and a big ass bandaid. It sucks because I enjoy a little nipple play during sex, but I look so stupid with the bandaid on and it hurts. Even when the pain is gone, I don’t imagine my scabbed up nipple will be sexy.
TL;DR: shaved off 5 mm from my nipple with a safety razor
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Ouch! Fuck that.
if you ever were afraid to get a nipple piercing, be assured – this is worse than a piercing 😀
That’s what breastfeeding is like but then they tell you to keep letting the child feed which inevitably takes off any healing and reopens the wound.
Brah…don’t complain till you have a cut on your foreskin.
You know how hard it is for a wound to heal when the wound area is constantly moving and is wet?
Don’t shave in the shower. So many chances to slip
Oooof, that’s gonna make a rough month. Another win for small titties.
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What’s the advantages of safety razors over those disposable 4 blade razors like Gillette?
i don’t believe you
I ripped my nippy piercing out on my door while heding back to bed at 4am not all that long ago. Good chunk of inner nipple decided to stay with the ring. It’s back to normal now. They pretty sturdy, nipples, you’ll be right
Holy fuck just imagining made my body physically recoil
Bro, the title of the post sent a shiver through my body. 😩
Hey it happens,a lot of ladies have a few hairs around their nipples and try to shave them, which can result in cuts.. ladies, pluck them or use a hair removal cream..or honestly unless it’s super long or dark, leave it, I guarantee the man)men will still love your boobs, and if they don’t,f them .. they have quite a bit of hair in different places and we still love them 💕💯
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A few years ago I was in the tub showering with my wife. She was shaving her legs with a leg up in the edge and reached behind herself to rinse the blade and hit the side of my glans (head). It was a minor cut but bled a bunch and healed slowly. She felt terrible. It was pretty dumb of her.
Hydrocolloid bandages are much better than neosporin and much better at reducing scarring.