Accountants are scary.
That’s it. I find accountants terrifying. They scare me to my bones. I also think they all have some weird uncanny valley feeling to them. Like an evil alien pretending to be human.
There’s something about the way that they look at you like they know all your dirty secrets. Also think about it. Nobody doubts accountants. They are everywhere. It’s the perfect cover.
Have you ever heard of a child who said they want to be an accountant? No. That’s because it’s an unnatural profession. Inhumane.
I am serious. Whenever I have to interact with my dad’s accountant I feel like running for the hills.
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Affleck really messed with your psyche.
Heartless bean counters are destroying the world. They control everything.
I know 2 accountants. One loves smoking weed and playing video games and the other is obsessed with the local nautical museum. Neither are particularly scary.
>Have you ever heard of a child who said they want to be an accountant? No. That’s because it’s an unnatural profession. Inhumane.
Probably 99% of people work a job that they didn’t want to as a kid.
You have to be a sociopath to bean count jobs and raises away.
They’re just people, man
TIL that nobody knows what accountants do. (re: the comments)
Accountant here for rd. 20years now. You are absolutely right. We know things that we must keep secret and cant tell anyone.