I hate it, worse than a high five.
I don’t want to do it, dear god why are you extending your fist?!
I’m far too awkward for this, I don’t want to touch you, but I’m obliged to do it because I can’t leave you hanging, that wouldn’t be right.
I’d look evil!
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Real men shake hands.
Fist bumps are for kids.
Real men dock.
I’d rather fist bump than shake hands.
OP doesn’t want anyone fisting their bump, question?
Shall we all get off your lawn?
Same. My friend’s dad always fist bumps me when I go over there so I associate it with old dudes.
I prefer fist bumps because I can’t guarantee how clean people keep their hands (using the bathroom, picking their nose, scratching themselves etc) then I feel like I need to wash my hand right after and that sends a message if I do. So please just punch my fist.
Use your elbow next time.
A fist bump is highly superior to a hand shake for people who are concerned about germs.