And not that we were under actual missile threat…
So I was in the mood and texting this guy I’m seeing, who casually happens to be Interpol. Things were getting spicy, we were talking blindfolds and then handcuffs entered the chat. You know, the usual.
Then he goes “did you hear the sirens?”
And I’m confused but thinking, okay he’s into the handcuffs or this is going to turn into some cop role play thing.
Until he follows up with “Stay indoors, missiles headed to Qatar”
And that’s when I realized he wasn’t being flirty. He was talking about an actual air raid sirens and our country going on lock down.
TL;DR:
Was sexting a guy from Interpol, thought “sirens” was a kinky reference to the handcuff convo. Turns out he meant actual missile warning sirens, we were under threat, and I was too busy being horny to notice.
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Insane