TIFU by looking for a tie.

Today I (late teens) went into my dad’s (50M) walk in closet to look for a tie to wear for my graduation. I know I am allowed to go in there because some of my clothes are also in this close.

My dad is a typical divorced single dad in his 50s, so sometimes his clothes are on his floor (the closet is directly connected to his bedroom).

So I go in there looking at the floor to make sure not to step on any dirty underwear, and I see a box with the words freaky on them, get to his ties, decide on one to wear and then it hits me. The box said freaky. You know where this is going. I unfortunately take a second look and see that the box says something along the lines of “pound me”, and there are pictures of an almost naked woman on what i figure out by the rest of the text on the box is an inflatable sex pillow.

I stand there in shock for a few seconds until i hear my dad coming home and I try to get out of there before he sees i was there, and I don’t know if he saw where i came from but he did see me before i cane far enough for it to make sense to be coming from anywhere else, so I said I was playing with the dog, which was a bad excuse because we could both see our dog eating. I proceeded to tell my most trusted friend because if I don’t joke about it, i fear i will never be able to look my dad in the eyes again.

This was not how I expected to find out my dad (probably) has a girlfriend. Safe to say i will not be wearing a tie tomorrow.

TL;DR: I went to my dad’s closet to borrow a tie for my graduation, found a sex pillow. Will not wear a tie or be able to look at my dad at my graduation tomorrow.