I don’t care that you drive a Jeep.
They are poorly built pieces of shit that haven’t been manufactured with any amount of care towards longevity since the early 90’s, and even then, that’s a stretch. You drive a car that has a more plastic inside of it than a Malibu Barbie Dream House.
You drive a glorified has-been that is still around based purely off of nostalgia and feelings of wanderlust. You’re looking for self assurance and kudos from other poorly informed car buyers while you drive your rubber duck covered automobile around a shopping plaza parking lot.
Yes, I know the history behind the practice.
I think Jeep Ducking is Stupid.