This afternoon, my coworker was startled by the discovery of a very large, dead bug in a bucket of sanitizer. I actually rather enjoy insects, and while everyone else was revolted, I found the big fellow quite fascinating. I couldn’t recall having ever seen this type of bug before, and I took a quick picture before disposing of it so I could identify it using Google Lens (it was a huge fishfly, for anyone curious).
My boss later asked if I’d happened to take a picture. He hadn’t gotten a good look at it, himself, and he was curious to see it and get an ID. We don’t take too kindly to bugs where I work, and I suspect he was interested in knowing if this large, winged intruder might be the first sign of an impending issue. While he stood looking over my shoulder, I opened my gallery to show him the picture I’d taken.
I’m sure that anyone can take a decent guess as to what sort of thing happened next, based on the title. But we’re going to pause and rewind a bit for proper context. You see, this morning, my coworkers had been discussing our previous boss. She was a loud, pushy, and very unprofessional woman (not that I work in a particularly professional environment to begin with). She had a regular habit of slapping our asses, among other rather inappropriate behavior. This was the topic of conversation between my coworkers. One girl asked a more recent hire if she’d ever been shown the infamous photo of a bruise that our old boss had left on my butt cheek after an especially aggressive slap, and she said she hadn’t. Of course, I showed her the picture. It’s heavily cropped, but still very much a clear picture of my bottom.
Obviously, you know what happened next. I, a young woman, opened my gallery in front of my 65-year-old boss. What came up was not the big, creepy bug picture. Instead, we were both suddenly confronted with an alarmingly clear image of my full, bare ass adorned with a lovely hand-shaped bruise. I immediately blurted out, “I’M SO SORRY, [NAME]!” He went bright red, spun around, and shouted, “NEVER MIND!” And he rushed to the back office. I crumpled to the floor in tears of unstoppable laughter, absolutely mortified. We did not make eye contact for the remaining 30 minutes of my shift. I might need to transfer to a new location.
TL;DR: Tried to show my boss a picture of a bug. Showed him a nude, instead.
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Well, let’s see it!
About how long did he stay in the office? Did he look sweaty when he came out?
OP, I’m gonna guess this will make you the butt of a few jokes. It was very cheeky to show him that pic. He’s probably making all kinds of ass-umptions about you now.
Inserting a dad joke here for to help ease your shame. I don’t think this is what turn the other cheek means.
You can’t tell us about it without showing us the full story. The bug AND the bruise photos oughta be attached!
Reminds me of one time when I was working as a server… Left my phone in the bathroom unlocked, my floor manager apparently was the next person in the bathroom and decided to look through the photos to determine the owner. LOL this was a poor decision.
Earlier in the week one morning I had woken up with some really impressive morning wood, like the kind of hard on you could cut glass with, veins popping like it’s Liver King’s forearm… I’m not in the habit of taking dick pics, but I propped my foot on the edge of the tub like Captain Morgan and snapped one for posterity.
He wouldn’t even look me in the eye the rest of the week. 😂😂😂
Eh. Own it. Next time you see him just ask I’m. “ I showed you mine, now it’s your turn”.
Well let’s see the bug and the ass!
So let’s see the rather large ass and bruised bug?
Your mice are adorable by the way.
Plot twist. OP is not promoted