Okay so I know right. Ew. A sexdoll. Well i’ve been a lonely fellow for awhile now and woman seem almost entirely a waste of time for me because i’m disabled and don’t have devilish good looks. So I ordered me one and lo and behold the torso arrived no issues…. but when I waited to recieve the dollhead .. well .. no sauce. THEN all of a sudden one day I see Fedex at my door with a package (yay!) but that quickly turned to dismay when I saw him hesitate to leave … turn around .. and take the package back. Now my first thought was that he somehow knew what it was and thought I was some kind of sick freak (because let’s be fr it’s creepy) but sure enough when I went to ask him what the issue was … it turns out it was a Sams Club package.
TL;DR So long story short my dolls head was delivered to some other persons doorstep and given their package was from Sams Club … I may have just given some Christian old lady a jump scare in her kitchen.
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ngl this is so funny, imagining that old lady’s face
How exactly did you fuck up?
So you gave bad head?
Be honest, have you used the headless torso in the meantime?