How do you guys deal with the cheerful bird outside your window at 4:00 AM that won’t SHUT THE **** UP?!

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  1. xepoff Avatar

    Get used to enjoying it. I have many outside of my window

  2. crossplanetriple Avatar

    I make friends with the bird. I find his address. I make friends with the wife. They invite me over to their nest and I meet their eggs.

    One day when I have the birds trust, I move the wife and nest to a more bougie part of town. The bird believes his wife left him.

    The bird flies into a skyscraper window in a rage.

    No more cheerful bird.

  3. ghenis_keniz Avatar

    You’re going to miss hearing those birds at some point in your life, man. Take a second to stop and smell the flowers.

  4. davefromcolorado Avatar

    It would take a while to come up but I would get a bird feeder and slowly moving further and further away, takes about 2 weeks. Or I use headphones just listen to something else. I still wish I had a shotgun for something like that but can’t shoot in city limits so I’m limited on that one.

  5. Ams197624 Avatar

    I enjoy it’s singing.

  6. npdady Avatar

    Try to get the land in front of your property sold off for data centers to be built. That’s what happened to our lovely little hill in front of our condo. Kinda miss it tbh

  7. jairom Avatar

    Enjoy it. Its nice

    Its like running water or wind or something

  8. jupfold Avatar

    Here are some actual options:

    1. Better sound proof your house.
    2. Get ear plugs.
    3. Support a better sleep schedule/cycle so you aren’t so easily woken up in the middle of the night
    4. Get a BB gun and shoot the bird. Be prepared for other birds to take its place and have to shoot them, too.
    5. You deal with it by not dealing with it.