For context, someone has been hired to ruin a wedding with a speech. If you were the groom, what would be the most embarassing thing for your wife and her family to hear about you?
What is the absolute worst thing someone could say at your wedding?
r/AskMen
Comments
That one time in Tijuana where Danelle turned out to be Daniel.
Mention the secret gambling addiction.
Also, the child in Peru he decided not to raise.
Edit: grammar
It wouldn’t be a speech. By then it’s all done and everything is gravy.
The worst thing someone could say is “are you really sure about this” before the ceremony. Ideally I’m obviously sure about it but I struggle with anxiety, especially with massive decisions, so someone just throwing any doubt into the mix even if it’s not reasonable and I had no doubt before would absolutely fuck me up.
Even if it didn’t fuck me up, it’s just a horrible thing to do. It’s one thing to be like “you’re feeling good? You’re comfortable?” and another thing to deliberately ask if they’re doubting things. Someone who’s willing to knowingly throw doubt at me at that point, of all times, is no friend of mine.
I have little to be ashamed of so nothing true could ruin anything.
Drama creating lies though…
Try “I know you said a lot about [insert negative trait from MIL], but she doesn’t seem so bad. Although she hasn’t drank as much as you said she does.”
Proposing to someone else at your wedding
You shoulda got tested
Well at least for my best friend, it would be something about the cake being ruined. She’d react like when Cartman got that fake beard ripped off on that episode of South Park with the civil war reenactment.
I give it a week.
“The baby is his!”