What are these things on my neighbour’s roofs?

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What are these things on my neighbour's roofs?

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  2. PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS Avatar

    Vents, likely from extractors or air con units

  3. pencilrain99 Avatar

    Delta particle transmitter arrays

  4. HashDefTrueFalse Avatar

    Extractor fan vents I would say. The room directly below or in the middle is likely a bathroom. I have them on my house and that’s what they are on mine.

  5. SoloOyster Avatar

    Spy cams to see if people are taking photos and putting them on a subredit

  6. ratemychicken Avatar

    Vents for their attic cannabis farm

  7. North_Ad_4668 Avatar

    Birds, they just haven’t loaded yet.

  8. Ok_Experience_9851 Avatar

    Motion sensors. When triggered, the loft-mounted artillery battery will emerge.

  9. urbanworm Avatar
  10. iamdarthvin Avatar

    I saw a post similar this morning and the op said something like ~’checked spycams this morning, any idea why my neighbours are always taking photos of my house?’~

  11. ThaKingUpNorth Avatar

    Look like possible bat roost tiles. Often imposed by local authority in bat roost areas

  12. badgerandcheese Avatar

    “Barbara!”

    “What is it, John”

    “Keith is at Number 69 it again”

    He’s not dancing naked on the front lawn, is he? I’ve just eaten my brekkie”

    “No, Barbara. He’s taking photos of our house again!”

  13. CoastNo6242 Avatar

    Why don’t you go and knock on their door and ask them? 

  14. General-Crow-6125 Avatar

    The plural of roof is rooves
    And they’re vents

  15. MikeCrypto88 Avatar

    Periscopes, like the ones on submarines. Must be some steamy action happening across the street?

  16. DanFarrell98 Avatar

    Tiles, stops the rain getting in

  17. beerforbears Avatar

    They call em nunya

  18. Steeeeeveeeve Avatar

    Vents for the the ensuite, bathroom and soil stack. I lived in that style Taylor wimpey house. Wonder if they have as many snags as we did 😂