I (38 F) went away for the weekend with my husband (38M), his brother and sister in law. We had been out together and my husband and I came home first.
We were just getting a few things sorted for dinner and I was in a playful mood. I got to teasing my husband a little bit. Flashing him. Telling him about something I thought about a woman we’d met earlier in the day. Just fun and playful. No harm done!
Unfortunately, we hadn’t heard his brother and his brother’s wife coming in and so they suddenly appeared in the door offering help with my husband pitching a pretty obvious tent. We tried to act normal and my husband shuffled over to behind the island pretty quick but I could see him going red. I don’t know if either of them noticed. My SIL slightly stuttered but that could be me overthinking.
I was relieved it wasn’t at a worse time! But my husband was pretty embarrassed.
TL;DR: I gave my husband a boner in his trousers just before his brother and sister in law walked in.
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Zzz….Doubt you’ve ever given anyone a boner.
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It could’ve been worse.
https://i.redd.it/uch801f3i3af1.gif
So….. what did you say about the woman you had met earlier?
Lol that’s something my girlfriend would do. Fucking tease that she is xD
Well – at least you know he is really into you. And now your in-laws know too lol.
Think about what his brother and wife had done just before.. 😜🤣
I’m sure his brother has seen his boner before this.
Why should he be embarrassed? Your brother and sister in law are married, I’m assuming they have a sex life. It’s not like they walked in and you were banging like rabbits. Why do people think they have to hide every little ( or maybe not so little, depending on size) evidence of their sex life. Sex is healthy, it’s fun, most everyone desires it, but god forbid a relative should know you desire your partner.
>they suddenly appeared in the door offering help with my husband pitching a pretty obvious tent
I definitely read this as them offering to help with his boner.
Oh no, two adults in a relationship might have been having sex! Clutches pearls
Unless hubby whacked it out on the kitchen island and offered everyone a sub with special sauce you’re ok OP.
They should have knocked
Lmao, accidental public boners are marriage perks, right?
I would definitely say his brother didn’t notice otherwise he would have made fun of him. SIL, who knows, but I would think she might say something to his brother after the fact and then his brother will make fun of him.
This is not the first time your husband had to hide a boner. Nbd
We call that the ‘welcoming party’
I’m sure his brother and your SIL do the same thing when you’re not around. Now you gotta catch them to get even. Pretend to leave for a while, and then suddenly return for some reason. Aha! Got ‘ em.
PS:
Anyway, boners get unfair treatment from society.
Women can wear tights and literally shove the complete shape of their nether regions in the faces of passerby, and it’s a right they fought for (respect), but god forbid a man sports a boner, he immediately has to hide it and feel embarrassed.
Men, you know the plight, unite in a fight for equality!
Women, you’ve been through this battle, join us in solidarity!
The end of the gender wars is within our grasp!
You sound like the greatest wife ever!
awkward prudes. doesn’t even seem like they noticed but that’s just a funny laugh between y’all and ripe for a ribbing every once in awhile about “you never know when you’ll walk in on dick and jane.” people are way too uptight.
A strong breeze at the wrong time makes that happen to me.
I’m sure he’s used to hiding things like that by now.
Is your husband 12? Who pitches a tent as a grown adult?
Good for you. I wish my wife was that adventurous.