I’m 26, male and 4’11” AMA

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It’s my day off today, so I’m open to questions and chat requests! Apparently being this height 27 years ago (when my parents had me) wasn’t as bad for guys as it is now, the age of social media, don’t hold back, nothing is off limits!

Comments

  1. Intelligent-Hat4413 Avatar

    How’s your dating life?

  2. Buffalo5977 Avatar

    i knew a guy like this in college, but he was weird because he was never not smiling and it was really creepy, so i must ask.. did you get attention from women in your college years? what about now?

  3. Dirt_Downtown Avatar

    Hey don’t stress too much. If Danny Devito can make it work so can you.

  4. McFry__ Avatar

    Why don’t you get those trainers that add 2 inches and you’ll be a respectable 5 foot 1

  5. Zwirbs Avatar

    I’m not gonna ask anything. Just here to tell you you’re a short king and that’s hot.

  6. CornFedPrairiePenis Avatar

    Wonka has a more generous time off policy than I imagined. Was it always that way or do you all have union representation?

  7. Dingus_Malort Avatar

    I’m tall (6’4) and had an ex boss who was around 5 foot. My hearing is kinda weird, and with his mouth and my ears being angles a foot away it was hard to hear him some time. When he would speak I would lean downwards to hear him. My question is, does that come off as insulting or anything? He never said said anything, but I remember hearing an interview with someone who was very short that they hated when people would take a knee to talk with time.

    Either way the guy was a prick (not reverent to his height but fuck that guy), so I’m not worried if I offended him, but for future shorter people who I interact with, how would you recommend I handled this issue?

  8. Rarglar Avatar

    Did you choose the screen name plankton because of your height or was it just a happy accident

  9. TKD1989 Avatar

    I’m around 5’4 and was told that I was “too short” for a 4’11 girl in college because she had a 6’5 boyfriend

  10. 6484667 Avatar

    Hi King, im 6’6 and all my life having problems with hitting my head and knee/backpain. Are you spared of that? Love my short friend he’s Like 5′ tall muscular, together we are a menace. Get yourself a very tall friend, best of both worlds.