Ok I rent one half of a side by side duplex. Sometimes the delivery person puts my packages by the back door when I enter my part of the house. Other times the delivery person puts the package on the front stoop. Usually when that happens my neighbor will see it’s a package for me and put the package by my back door. Well unfortunately this was not one of those times.
My neighbor must have thought the package was for her and opened it. When I got home from work tonight I saw a post it note on the package saying sorry I opened the box by mistake. And she put a peace of packing tape on the box to seal it again. This actually happened once before two months ago but it was a pack of trading card sleeves so no big deal. But this time what I ordered was much more personal items I didn’t want anyone to see!
Amazon just loves throwing items in box so I am pretty sure she saw what was all in there. The items were some lingerie and lubricant.
For the record I am a single 46/m and my neighbors are a married couple with two kids elementary age.
Anyways I think I have to avoid my neighbors at all cost to avoid awkward and embarrassing moments. Any advice would be helpful!
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Own it! They’re wishing they were having hot sex. Lol
Just be normal don’t make it weird they’re grown ass adults and so are you. No body cares about Lingerie or lube. They have kids they know what sex is honestly they probably have the same shit in their home. It was a honest mistake so just chill don’t over think it
This is a privacy tragedy that Amazon wrote the first act of, so don’t let it become a neighborhood saga. Own the moment with quiet confidence, set strict delivery rules, and remember everyone’s got secrets behind sealed boxes.
You guys are making me feel better and yes I was over thinking it. I guess I forgot that what I do in the privacy on my own home is nothing wrong and that if people think I am strange or weird that’s their issue not mine. I am not hurting anyone or myself.
They are having sex. It’s normal. Who knows, they may have been motivated by what they saw you order and spiced up their recreation. No reason to be ashamed.
My husband ordered a soft knee brace from Amazon. Our next door neighbor’s package was accidentally delivered to our house the next day. He opened it without checking the name first, and found our neighbor’s size 40D bra instead! We all had a good laugh😂
Send one of the most embarrassing purchases to the wife.