So I (20M) was messing around with my girlfriend (19F) and it kinda got weird. We were doing some teasing and flirting and I said something cocky just joking around, like “you can’t handle me” or whatever. She laughed, and then outta nowhere she goes:
“Your penis is like 3 inches hard, it looks like a pussy. So mutilating it wouldn’t even make a difference.”
She said it with this weird smile too, like half joking half serious. I just sat there stunned for a sec. I tried to laugh it off but now I keep thinking about it and it kinda fcked with my head. Like, I know I’m not huge or anything, but that sht was cruel, even if she was trying to be funny.
I haven’t brought it up again because I don’t wanna look insecure or make it a big deal. But the more I replay it in my head the worse it feels. Like, was that some kind of hint? Was she trying to break me down or just messing around too hard?
Advice would be really appreciated.
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Get a new gf.
Damn dude. Cold-blooded. Maybe not the person for you. If people can’t bother to be respectful they aren’t worth your time. How do you imagine she would react if you said something similar to her? Probably not very thrilled i imagine.
Either tell her that you do not have that kind of kink and mever say that again ir yeet her to the streets
she wants it in the bum
Eh, you should have a decent idea of your size by this age… she was probably just flipping you crap but if it’s tiny then just live with it.
And maybe respond with a quip about her subway tunnel being a bit worn.
She really likes dark humor, but I think this crossed a serious line
She’s literally so funny omg🤣
Sounds like you fucked around and found out.