How long have you been together? My wife explicitly asked me to let her know if she has anything like this going on, so she can address it if necessary
Rather than tell her, ask yourself why it matters and why you care. She doesn’t have a ‘moustache’. She has darker hair growth in one area where she grows hair. In post-pubescent men, you call it a moustache, but in everyone else, it’s just normal hair that sits on top of your lip. All women have it there, just some are different colours. You wanna tell your girlfriend she has brown hair on her head too?
I guarantee she knows the hair on her upper lip is darker than the rest of the fine hairs on her face. It’s normal, she can’t help it, you need to decide if your dislike for the colour of the hair on her top lip trumps every single other thing she brings to the table.
Casually, and in a way that it matters less to me than it might to others. We’ve lived together long enough that I leave her shaving schedule up to her.
Do it gently. Maybe just lying in bed together, cuddling. Gently stroke her penis and offer to loan her your razor.
Sorry dude. Couldn’t resist. As others have said, she knows. Might not know how to deal with it though. Maybe book her a spa day as a gift sometime at a place that will be able to help her learn how to better deal with it.
There are two solutions that kinda work but are still not great:
Book a spa day for her that includes a bunch of stuff including a facial with waxing. If she gets a mani and a pedi and whatnot she probably won’t even know the real reason for her visit. Bonus if you pay for her and her best friend to do this together.
If you have a good mutual friend talk to her about it and see if she can invite your GF to get a facial etc similar to the above. Tread carefully though if you don’t fully trust this friend.
Id lovingly rub her face, eventually make my finger to her mustache, then the door to talk about it, and I’d ask what she’s going to do with it. I’d offer to shave it for her, talk about laser hair removal
She already knows, you nor anyone else needs to tell her!! Really! She probably thinks she has a genuine nice person in her life that just accepts her for everything she is, so go on, tell her, and update all of us on how she reacted.
she knows, if it bothered you you shouldn’t have gotten with her – and if it bothers you all of sudden then take stock about whether youre willing to break up over naturally occurring body hair
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She knows.
Book a spa facial for her
You don’t – she already knows this.
You don’t
Tickle it with your finger or your own mustache, be cute and playful about it and she’ll definitely thank you.
ask her for tips on how to grow yours
The kindest thing to do is to become a night shaver
“honey, you ‘stache is bigger than mine, please don’t make competition to me”
Every time she enters the room, ask earnestly if she’s been drinking chocolate milkshake.
“Hey babe if we were in a mustache contest, I’d probably lose.”
Tell her that her hair looks soft and ask to touch it. If she says yes pet her mustache.
You definitely have to start with “I mustache you a question…”
She won’t be ur GF anymore…but hey, brutal honesty
By twirling it
How long have you been together? My wife explicitly asked me to let her know if she has anything like this going on, so she can address it if necessary
hand her your trimmers and guards.
Your girlfriend’s favourite tune
Tell her that her hair looks nice today.. then rub her upper lip with a thumb and whisper real nice
I got you an appointment to get waxed. ev ery thing. Youre gonna be a baby seal when i see you next.
Ask her if she got a new shampo… Babe, your hair smells soo good, can i smell it? And plot twist, smell the mustache.
Tell her it tickles when you kiss
With great care or the situation can get…hairy
Tell her it tickles when she kisses you.
Hey I love your cosplay of Tom Selleck!
Darling, I know times are hard but I’m not sure I agree with your choice to apply as a male gay actor.
Love, I think I should low down a bit on my gym routine, looks like I’m testosteroning you
Your moustaches hurts my toxic masculinity sugar tits
D..do you know you look like my sicilian gran granmother?
Rather than tell her, ask yourself why it matters and why you care. She doesn’t have a ‘moustache’. She has darker hair growth in one area where she grows hair. In post-pubescent men, you call it a moustache, but in everyone else, it’s just normal hair that sits on top of your lip. All women have it there, just some are different colours. You wanna tell your girlfriend she has brown hair on her head too?
I guarantee she knows the hair on her upper lip is darker than the rest of the fine hairs on her face. It’s normal, she can’t help it, you need to decide if your dislike for the colour of the hair on her top lip trumps every single other thing she brings to the table.
you don’t, she already knows, and its normal. if it is too much you may suggest her to look up her hormone balances.
Casually, and in a way that it matters less to me than it might to others. We’ve lived together long enough that I leave her shaving schedule up to her.
Did you think she is unaware?
say hello sir your mustache looks awfully fetching today
“GILLETTE!
THE BEST gf’s name CAN GET!”
…if you want to be subtle about it.
Hey bro…
This is one of the many perks of Asian chicks. No mustache.
“Hey babe would you want me to tell you if you had a noticeable mustache?”
“Your hair looks so luxurious, can I run my first gers through it?”
Then stroke her top lip
“Whats up tom selleck, rocking that stache”
(Dont do this)
When she kisses you just giggle and say “Staaaaahp, that ticklesssss!”
Dont
Wow what a disappointment… !
Haha I used my best hero and got similar results without elite hero as reward
Get her a waxing kit or a gift certificate for laser hair removal.
Do it gently. Maybe just lying in bed together, cuddling. Gently stroke her penis and offer to loan her your razor.
Sorry dude. Couldn’t resist. As others have said, she knows. Might not know how to deal with it though. Maybe book her a spa day as a gift sometime at a place that will be able to help her learn how to better deal with it.
No one has actually answered the question.
There are two solutions that kinda work but are still not great:
Id lovingly rub her face, eventually make my finger to her mustache, then the door to talk about it, and I’d ask what she’s going to do with it. I’d offer to shave it for her, talk about laser hair removal
I told mine and she stopped talking to me.
No like deadass. Freshman year of HS.
She already knows, you nor anyone else needs to tell her!! Really! She probably thinks she has a genuine nice person in her life that just accepts her for everything she is, so go on, tell her, and update all of us on how she reacted.
My mind went to this: https://youtu.be/-ilS41UjtBw?si=b7xxKOY8HKmcwLrc
Pay a random guy to drive by and yell “Nice stache!” when you’re outside or on a walk.
gift her a mirror
She already knows, bud.
Or, if you have the right kind of gf, you could ask her if she gives free mustache rides.
Let her know her Hispanic genes are strong.
Open with “I mustache you a question..”
out of respect, i reckon you should just talk to him.
she knows, if it bothered you you shouldn’t have gotten with her – and if it bothers you all of sudden then take stock about whether youre willing to break up over naturally occurring body hair
Give her a glass of milk and tell her “now you ALSO have a milk mustache”
There is no safe way.
My girlfriend doesn’t have a moustache. She’s just got very long nosehair.
Gift her shaving cream and razor
Get her a laser hair removal session.
Ask her about her choice of wax.
Hey breh…..
Buy her a mens razor and shaving cream.
Maybe tell your friend to say it to her. Problem solved.