How do you tell your gf she has a mustache?

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How do you tell your gf she has a mustache?

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  1. huuaaang Avatar
  2. StatementLumpy6770 Avatar

    Book a spa facial for her

  3. avalanchefan95 Avatar

    You don’t – she already knows this.

  4. jenny_loggins_ Avatar

    Tickle it with your finger or your own mustache, be cute and playful about it and she’ll definitely thank you.

  5. blacc01 Avatar

    ask her for tips on how to grow yours

  6. CSGB13 Avatar

    The kindest thing to do is to become a night shaver

  7. quebecoisbarbu Avatar

    “honey, you ‘stache is bigger than mine, please don’t make competition to me”

  8. klc81 Avatar

    Every time she enters the room, ask earnestly if she’s been drinking chocolate milkshake.

  9. lastvol Avatar

    “Hey babe if we were in a mustache contest, I’d probably lose.”

  10. thatnovaguy Avatar

    Tell her that her hair looks soft and ask to touch it. If she says yes pet her mustache.

  11. cannydigit Avatar

    You definitely have to start with “I mustache you a question…”

  12. ildadof3 Avatar

    She won’t be ur GF anymore…but hey, brutal honesty

  13. BobcatThin8664 Avatar
  14. BeerNinjaEsq Avatar

    How long have you been together? My wife explicitly asked me to let her know if she has anything like this going on, so she can address it if necessary

  15. loverofmasterbation Avatar

    hand her your trimmers and guards.

  16. TemporaryResort2066 Avatar

    Tell her that her hair looks nice today.. then rub her upper lip with a thumb and whisper real nice

  17. MCE85 Avatar

    I got you an appointment to get waxed. ev ery thing. Youre gonna be a baby seal when i see you next.

  18. No-Ostrich-8621 Avatar

    Ask her if she got a new shampo… Babe, your hair smells soo good, can i smell it? And plot twist, smell the mustache.

  19. NumerousGur962 Avatar

    Tell her it tickles when you kiss

  20. blocky_jabberwocky Avatar

    With great care or the situation can get…hairy

  21. kalelopaka Avatar

    Tell her it tickles when she kisses you.

  22. Successful_Guide5845 Avatar

    Hey I love your cosplay of Tom Selleck!

    Darling, I know times are hard but I’m not sure I agree with your choice to apply as a male gay actor.

    Love, I think I should low down a bit on my gym routine, looks like I’m testosteroning you

    Your moustaches hurts my toxic masculinity sugar tits

    D..do you know you look like my sicilian gran granmother?

  23. freddiethecalathea Avatar

    Rather than tell her, ask yourself why it matters and why you care. She doesn’t have a ‘moustache’. She has darker hair growth in one area where she grows hair. In post-pubescent men, you call it a moustache, but in everyone else, it’s just normal hair that sits on top of your lip. All women have it there, just some are different colours. You wanna tell your girlfriend she has brown hair on her head too?

    I guarantee she knows the hair on her upper lip is darker than the rest of the fine hairs on her face. It’s normal, she can’t help it, you need to decide if your dislike for the colour of the hair on her top lip trumps every single other thing she brings to the table.

  24. Regular_Arrival9599 Avatar

    you don’t, she already knows, and its normal. if it is too much you may suggest her to look up her hormone balances.

  25. woodworkerdan Avatar

    Casually, and in a way that it matters less to me than it might to others. We’ve lived together long enough that I leave her shaving schedule up to her.

  26. gdubh Avatar

    Did you think she is unaware?

  27. Pfacejones Avatar

    say hello sir your mustache looks awfully fetching today

  28. CCSucc Avatar

    “GILLETTE!

    THE BEST gf’s name CAN GET!”

    …if you want to be subtle about it.

  29. Brother_To_Coyotes Avatar

    This is one of the many perks of Asian chicks. No mustache.

  30. brooksie1131 Avatar

    “Hey babe would you want me to tell you if you had a noticeable mustache?” 

  31. TheSpyTurtle Avatar

    “Your hair looks so luxurious, can I run my first gers through it?”

    Then stroke her top lip

  32. lightarcmw Avatar

    “Whats up tom selleck, rocking that stache”

    (Dont do this)

  33. Samuel_L_Blackson Avatar

    When she kisses you just giggle and say “Staaaaahp, that ticklesssss!”

  34. Impossible_Link1316 Avatar

    Wow what a disappointment… !

    Haha I used my best hero and got similar results without elite hero as reward

  35. mynameishuman42 Avatar

    Get her a waxing kit or a gift certificate for laser hair removal.

  36. Toonces348 Avatar

    Do it gently. Maybe just lying in bed together, cuddling. Gently stroke her penis and offer to loan her your razor.

    Sorry dude. Couldn’t resist. As others have said, she knows. Might not know how to deal with it though. Maybe book her a spa day as a gift sometime at a place that will be able to help her learn how to better deal with it.

  37. NerdMachine Avatar

    No one has actually answered the question.

    There are two solutions that kinda work but are still not great:

    • Book a spa day for her that includes a bunch of stuff including a facial with waxing. If she gets a mani and a pedi and whatnot she probably won’t even know the real reason for her visit. Bonus if you pay for her and her best friend to do this together.
    • If you have a good mutual friend talk to her about it and see if she can invite your GF to get a facial etc similar to the above. Tread carefully though if you don’t fully trust this friend.
  38. Icy_Oil2960 Avatar

    Id lovingly rub her face, eventually make my finger to her mustache, then the door to talk about it, and I’d ask what she’s going to do with it. I’d offer to shave it for her, talk about laser hair removal

  39. chrome4fan4 Avatar

    I told mine and she stopped talking to me.

    No like deadass. Freshman year of HS.

  40. NIGHTREAPER68 Avatar

    She already knows, you nor anyone else needs to tell her!! Really! She probably thinks she has a genuine nice person in her life that just accepts her for everything she is, so go on, tell her, and update all of us on how she reacted.

  41. Ordinary_Rent_6558 Avatar

    Pay a random guy to drive by and yell “Nice stache!” when you’re outside or on a walk.

  42. 6ninesixty9 Avatar

    gift her a mirror

  43. ST0IC_ Avatar

    She already knows, bud.

    Or, if you have the right kind of gf, you could ask her if she gives free mustache rides.

  44. devildocjames Avatar

    Let her know her Hispanic genes are strong.

  45. AsItIs Avatar

    Open with “I mustache you a question..”

  46. Lackof_Creativity Avatar

    out of respect, i reckon you should just talk to him.

  47. Unable_Buy2935 Avatar

    she knows, if it bothered you you shouldn’t have gotten with her – and if it bothers you all of sudden then take stock about whether youre willing to break up over naturally occurring body hair

  48. Hnussi Avatar

    Give her a glass of milk and tell her “now you ALSO have a milk mustache”

  49. ginnymorlock Avatar

    There is no safe way.

  50. Snoo-20788 Avatar

    My girlfriend doesn’t have a moustache. She’s just got very long nosehair.

  51. zombdriod Avatar

    Gift her shaving cream and razor

  52. Dr_Sigmund_Fried Avatar

    Get her a laser hair removal session.

  53. VastusAnimus Avatar

    Ask her about her choice of wax.

  54. Suckmyduck_9 Avatar
  55. AmputeeHandModel Avatar

    Buy her a mens razor and shaving cream.

  56. HunterStrong5858 Avatar

    Maybe tell your friend to say it to her. Problem solved.