When most people masturbate they don’t really want any if their family members to know, when I masturbate i lock the door to my room and when i find i take a shower, but here’s the problem, doing all that takes at least a hour and a half, so if someone asks i cant say Ive been showering for the past hour and a half, so what excuse do you make and what do you recommend?
Guys i dont mean that i masturbate in the shower, the shower is just the main excuse
Let me make myself clear
1. No it doesn’t take me 1.5 hours to cum it just takes me that long because i like to edge
2. I am not wasting water, while im masturbating the water is off,
3. THE BATHROOM IS IN MY ROOM SO THEY DONT KNOW WHEN I GOT IN
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Say you had to use the bathroom too. Kinda try to combine the two, first ten mins in the bathroom then the rest in the shower.
Nah, man. Everyone knows what’s happening. Don’t even kid yourself.
1.5 hrs datum! You give yourself the deluxe treatment. Maybe shown it up a bit
Save water, please for the love of god. Just do it in your room at times you won’t be disturbed like home alone or at night.
little more lotion or soap and your done faster move on
Do it at night under the sheets
We all know what you’re doing with that shower head, and it’s not washing your back
Practice for efficiency. Your family will go broke trying to pay the water bill. 15 minutes max in the shower, take your time in your own bed at night.
I’m sorry ik this is completely off topic but it just made me remember a horrific thing, I would masturbate mostly in the shower when I was younger bc I used a vibe and didn’t want anyone to hear it…. well my mom comes in unexpectedly bc she needs to pee so I turn it off as fast as I can and I hoped and assumed she hadn’t heard it. A few hours later when I was just watching a show she comes in and just says, “you were playing with yourself weren’t you!” and i’m just like “umm what do you mean” so she laughs and leaves. Every time I’m reminded of that moment I am horrified and I’m sorry but I just felt the need to share that. Anyways, don’t make excuses, they already know…
There should be a masturbation room.
Do it in your room with the door closed, like literally everyone else. Also ‘showering’ for an hour and a half is just wasting water
When the water bill comes out u might get a whoppin! Shit is expensive now days try to find some other way doing it
Nice story 😅😅😅
It takes 1,5 hours? How you want to ever cum with a woman then?
And how it comes you can not lock your room…. Or just get off under your sheet….
Why do you need an excuse?
never post again
just say you gotta take a mean shit idk
Who likes to make themselves edge for an hour and a half?!
Age?
Room, door closed, tissue paper to nut in don’t just spray it everywhere.
Now that I
To be fair – as a kid I’ve had 1 hour long showers every day, and no I wasn’t masturbating there at all (never liked it, water makes my doodledoo insensitive).
Just spacing off for a good while under hot waters made my mental health that much better, although in hindsight my family 100% thought I was a serial masturbator ¯(ツ)/¯
So you could use that as an excuse.. or not
“I was taking a shower” is only believable if the shower is running. Just an FYI for you.
Sorry to tell you this but if you’re in there for 1.5 hours they likely already know.
Dang! 1.5 hrs, assuming daily that’s 547.5 hrs / yr or 22.8 days of self care