Emotions are like farts

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Emotions are like a fart. You feel it coming but you’re around people, so you hold it. You don’t want anyone to notice. You don’t want to make things awkward. So you keep it in, even when it hurts.

No one likes farts. Everyone pretends they don’t have them. And those that do admit it are obnoxious.

You can’t control a fart. You feel it coming but you don’t know if it will stink up the place taking everyone one around you down with it or it will be a small release where no one noticed you had an…experience.

Comments

  1. MidwestIndigo Avatar

    Try to force them and you’ll shit yourself

  2. alkonium Avatar

    In my experience they’re more trouble than they’re worth.

  3. stalkeler Avatar

    Holy shit, this is some r/Showerthoughts like post