Minor FU just now:
Gigantic moth thing flew into my room, so i decide to take it out by swinging a stick in the air around it. Good news: I hit it, it’s no longer being annoying. Bad news, hitting it with the stick catapulted the dead body into my clothes pile, and I can no longer find the body. Somewhere in the pile is this huge dead moth that I’m no doubt going to discover when i try and put something on…
I KNOW its in there because while i was searching i could hear the moth humming in it’s death throes with the wings but the sound stopped hopefully i didn’t squish it in the clothes fuck
fulfilling character limit now NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TL;DR: Killed moth with stick that flung it across room, body went AWOL in my clothes
update: see comments, it came back, has now been captured properly
Comments
you just summoned a side quest 💀 that moth didn’t die it evolved it’s prob plotting in there rn waiting for round 2
RIP moth, now you’re gonna haunt me every time I grab a shirt and feel something crunch.
Well it’s going to make a great meal for the giant spider living in your clothes pile.
Isn’t this Mothra’s origin story?
It’s not dead. It’s plotting revenge.
RIP mega moth. May your crunchy remains not surprise the inside of a sleeve
Dude, ripping bug justice with a stick? Mad respect, honestly. But bruh, RIP to ur clothes. Moth funerals ain’t the way to start the day. Stay strong, F to your moth-hunted shirt. Got me over here LOLing and crying tho😂💀💔. A+ for the moth comeback tho. Never underestimate a bug’s tenacity. They always somehow manage a posthumous sneak attack. You’ll be finding moth dust for weeks🤦🏻♂️. Karma’s a B, man. Maybe invest in a bug net next time? Keep ur war stories coming, this shit’s more entertaining than my entire Netflix queue. Stay frosty, moth slayer.
And that’s why I have nets for all windows.
This made me sad moths are so cute 😭
And this chonker survived 2 hits from a stick? Moths stronger than you bro let it out 😂
Why kill a moth??? Just let it outside. It’s not going to hurt you.
When you smacked it you yeeted all it’s eggs all over your room. Good luck soldier.
You might want to find it quickly. I killed a moth in my room once and couldn’t find it. Woke up the next morning to it being devoured by ants. Ants everywhere.
OP would kill the neighbors dog with a stick for barking too much
And this is why I have a container to catch any creepy crawlies that enter my room!
I just love the TLDR, when it wasn’t TL at all lol. Usually its pages of no paragraphs or punctuation, with no TLDR at the end. Thanks!
TLDR, appreciated OP’s kindness 🙂