AITA for throwing shit on my neighbors car

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So some background my neighbor has this big ass dog and it’s super sweet I think it’s a Great Dane mix is some sort but anyways I just moved in about 3 months ago and atleast 3 times a week his dog takes a massive dump on my front lawn and I started noticing it and then I caught the dog doing it and yelled at it and then I went over and talked to the neighbor and she apologized and said she would keep a eye on him and it kept happening I talked to her one more time and she said it must be happening when I’m not out there and one day I saw it doing it again and she was sitting there watching and I was pissed and after her and the dog went inside I went to the shed and grabbed a shovel and scooped up about 5 dumps with and threw it all over here car and smeared it in with the shovel she came over pissed the next morning and called the cops but hey not the dog doesn’t shit on my lawn anymore

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    So some background my neighbor has this big ass dog and it’s super sweet I think it’s a Great Dane mix is some sort but anyways I just moved in about 3 months ago and atleast 3 times a week his dog takes a massive dump on my front lawn and I started noticing it and then I caught the dog doing it and yelled at it and then I went over and talked to the neighbor and she apologized and said she would keep a eye on him and it kept happening I talked to her one more time and she said it must be happening when I’m not out there and one day I saw it doing it again and she was sitting there watching and I was pissed and after her and the dog went inside I went to the shed and grabbed a shovel and scooped up about 5 dumps with and threw it all over here car and smeared it in with the shovel she came over pissed the next morning and called the cops but hey not the dog doesn’t shit on my lawn anymore

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  3. JayzarDude Avatar

    ESH. She shouldn’t let her dog shit on your lawn. You had an unhinged overreaction.

  4. motty36 Avatar

    ESH. She should have stopped her dog/done something about it. You went from 1 to 10 pretty quickly. I feel like you are more of TA in this situation. At least dump it on her lawn or something first.

  5. NoIamthatotherguy Avatar

    Throw it back in the yard. Don’t do property damage. Some times both parties can be TA.

  6. fijimann Avatar

    Somebody is now known to the police and it isn’t her

  7. JaiLaPressionAttend Avatar

    I loved the story thank you, very entertaining and straight to the chase or whatever. Have you posted it on r/pettyrevenge ? They will love it there I’m sure

  8. redditstinkttotal Avatar

    ESH 
    She is a bad dog owner. 
    You damaged her property instead of just returning the poop to her. And you are also the AH for not using punctuation. 

  9. TalkToHoro Avatar

    Front stoop. Not the car.

  10. Broken-Ice-Cube Avatar

    YTA she should be controlling her dog but your reaction was over the top

  11. compguru1 Avatar

    YBTA But thanks for the episode of neighbor wars.

  12. GollumTrees Avatar

    NTA sounds like karma to me.

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