A genie with a speech impediment accidentally gives you three witches.

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Who do you pick and why?

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  2. mam88k Avatar

    Queen Ravenna, Yennefer, Hermione Granger (grown up version)

    Edit to add why: hottest ones I could think of on short notice.

  3. Lemmy_Axe_U_Sumphin Avatar

    Elvira. Melisandre. Fleur Delacour

  4. SadCod187 Avatar

    Sabrina (1971), Sabrina (1996), Sabrina (2018)

  5. greggreen42 Avatar

    Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat Garlic

    I shall not be taking further questions.

  6. Ghaticus Avatar

    Samantha (bewitched), Triss (witcher 3), Morrigan (Dragon’s age).

    Why?

    Because it’s Sam!
    Because I like redheads
    And
    Because she’s a hard case that takes no shit.

  7. Batfan1939 Avatar

    Scarlet Witch, Zatanna, Glinda.

  8. Augustus_Chevismo Avatar

    Wanda Maximoff, Circe, and Queen Ravenna

  9. telepathicavocado3 Avatar

    Samantha Stephens
    Elphaba Thropp (musical version, not book)
    Wanda Maximoff

  10. theFooMart Avatar

    Sabrina the Teenage witch (after 18 of course.) Just because she was a childhood crush.

    Hermione Granger. Luna Lovegood. Both skilled but in different things and attractive.

  11. QualifiedApathetic Avatar

    Prue Halliwell, Willow Rosenberg, Tara Maclay.

  12. Additional-Crow-3979 Avatar

    Hermoine, Cho, and Ginny

  13. herkalurk Avatar

    Scarlett Witch, Yennifer, Hermione Granger

  14. Quietlovingman Avatar

    Tara McClay – From Buffy

    Lilly Potter – From Harry Potter

    Tabitha Stevens – From Bewitched.

    Tabitha being from a line of Immortal witches with reality warping abilities far in excess of the others would be able to return Tara and Lilly to their own worlds after their deaths and the three of us could potentially make for happier ever-afters for those involved. Popping over to The HP universe before Petunia wakes up to bring the milk in, using the bit of soul in baby Harry’s scar to call together all of the other bits of soul and banish them, then returning to Buffy and stopping Magic Addicted Willow from going too far. seems like a plan.

    Getting Tabitha to grant me magic the way Darrin was given magic by Endora would be helpful. World hopping and traveling up and down the time line are canonically things that the Bewitched witches can do.

  15. SailorOfHouseT-bird Avatar

    Zatanna Zatara, Samantha Stephens, Fleur Delacour.

  16. Jennyelf Avatar

    Nanny Ogg, Granny Weatherwax, and Agnes Nitt

  17. Eve_In_Chains Avatar

    If there is also the stipulation they won’t harm you, Baba Yaga is all a girl needs

  18. hnsnrachel Avatar

    Tara Maclay (Buffy) because she’s been my number 1 crush for 24 years, Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time) for a similar reason, Bonnie Bennett (The Vampire Diaries) because she’s a badass.

    Between them they should be able to do some cool shit too.

  19. Timely_Egg_6827 Avatar

    Granny Weatherwax – life coach extraordianaire

    Finlay Ashowan – Hearth witch, the food is going to be good.

    Witch-King of Angmar – he may be evil but he was a great empire builder even if he had trouble with pillows.

  20. Dr_Rapier Avatar

    Them 3 that can make me Thane of Cawdor and King hereafter.

    What could go wrong …

  21. Forward10_Coyote60 Avatar

    Three witches, huh? Well, if I have to pick, I’m going with:

    1. Sabrina Spellman from ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch.’ She’s fun, got a sense of humor, and can whip up magic spells like nobody’s business. Plus, Salem’s a riot.

    2. Willow Rosenberg from ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer.’ She’s a bit of a dark horse, but her magic skills are on point. Just need to keep her away from the dark stuff, and we’re golden.

    3. Hermione Granger from ‘Harry Potter.’ She probably doesn’t consider herself a “witch” type in that way, but let’s be honest, she’s got the brains and the spells to back it up, plus she’d be the voice of reason.

    Why? Because if I’m stuck with witches, I want some versatility. Sabrina can bring the laughs, Willow can handle the heavy lifting, and Hermione can keep everyone in line. That mix feels like it could handle any genie mess-ups — speech impediments or not!

  22. DeltaAlphaGulf Avatar

    Okay but does that mean they obey me or just that they appear?

  23. ilLegalTelevision Avatar

    Regina Mills, Winifred Sanderson and Aubrey Plaza

  24. JoshShadows7 Avatar

    Gives me three witches? Okay well I’m against forced slavery . So can I draw my own witches into existence? I’ll draw or create there images , give them names and then write brief summaries and back stories for each of them and giving them there each powers and abilities and then we can go from there.

  25. ApatheticFinsFan Avatar

    Anya Taylor Joy, Kathryn Hahn, Naomie Harris

  26. John_B_Clarke Avatar

    Maleen, Goth, and Leewit. Bit young and total pains in the butt but I covet the Sheewash Drive.

  27. buffydisneypotter Avatar

    Willow Rosenberg, Margo Hanson/Janet Pluchinsky and Hermione Granger.

  28. c008644 Avatar

    Willow rosenburg, Gillian Owens, Sally Owens

  29. LvBorzoi Avatar

    Hope Michelson (Legacies – Witch, Werewolf, vampire hybrid), Sabrina and Samantha (1960s bewitched)

  30. squatsbreh Avatar

    All three of the hex girls from that fucking scooby doo movie like 20 years ago.

    It was a formative time in my life okay?

  31. Fun_Organization3857 Avatar

    Rowena from supernatural, bewitched and og Sabrina the teenage witch (age adjusted)

  32. exlover2000 Avatar

    I need to research some good witches. But this way I have a solid coven

  33. onwardtowaffles Avatar

    Cool, new coven!

  34. karoshikun Avatar

    Anya and Tara from Buffy, Samantha from Bewitched.

  35. 100thousandcats Avatar

    Hermione, Alice (The Magicians), and Elphaba

    They’d be unstoppable tbh. They’re all extremely brilliant and extremely powerful

  36. Plague_wielder Avatar

    Sarah Sanderson hokus pokus. Nicole Kidman and Sandra bullic in practical magic

  37. Super_Selection1522 Avatar

    Malificent and Glenda.

  38. BreakerOfModpacks Avatar

    Either I go Ghibli, or I go with the original trio from Discworld.