The Oxford comma is the only acceptable way to list things

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If you’re one of those people who deliberately choose unstructured grammatical chaos by not using the Oxford comma, I gotta ask: what exactly do you spend that 0.000003 seconds you saved on?

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  2. wpotman Avatar

    Highly popular with me. Not sure overall.

  3. YoungOaks Avatar

    I don’t know that this is an unpopular opinion as it’s just correct.

  4. usefulchickadee Avatar

    I rarely find myself writing anything that will be read by people who are too stupid to know how a list works so I leave it off. I was educated in writing for journalism. That’s what the style guides say.

  5. Jennysnumber_8675309 Avatar

    Oxford comma guy here…100% agree

  6. CarthurA Avatar

    100% correct. There is no room for discussion here.

  7. D27AGirl Avatar

    Does it affect you though? 🤔🤔

  8. iiileyu Avatar

    Whats the difference?

  9. Comfortable-Policy70 Avatar

    I use my 0.00003 seconds advocating for the Cambridge semi-colon

  10. Alarming_Bar7107 Avatar

    Is this unpopular?

  11. jackfaire Avatar

    Apparently everyone else has a fancy name for commas

  12. RightHabit Avatar

    Linked List is definitely a better way to list things.

  13. Defiant_Ingenuity_55 Avatar

    Not unpopular from everything I read that uses them.

  14. Background-Bat2794 Avatar

    It’s cleaner and usually not necessary.

  15. Kresnik2002 Avatar

    No.

    You don’t put a comma when you have a list of two things, “John and Stacy came over” not “John, and Stacy came over”. The point of the comma is serving as the “and” when there isn’t an “and” between two words. “Tim, John and Stacy.” The comma is separating Tim and John, the “and” is separating John and Stacy so a comma is redundant. If you had a list all separated by “and”s which you can do, like “Sharon and Tim and John and Stacy”, you wouldn’t say “Sharon, and Tim, and John, and Stacy”. The comma is redundant (and inconsistent with the way lists of two things are formed) so for the sake of brevity and simplicity of rules shouldn’t be added in.

    I guess I have the unpopular opinion here.

  16. death-strand Avatar

    Is it always needed though? 

  17. Magnitech_ Avatar

    I took french in high school and when I first found out french explicitly disallows the Oxford comma I legit died a little inside

  18. vertigodrake Avatar

    I always used the Oxford comma until I joined the campus newspaper in college. They were pretty strict about AP style, which does not use the OC. I will say that it is irrational not to use it when the alternative is rewriting a list to eliminate ambiguity, which we did regularly as editors.

  19. LiveMarionberry3694 Avatar

    Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma

  20. LoudCrickets72 Avatar

    “A doctor, priest, rabbi, and fighter pilot walk into a bar” versus “a doctor, priest, rabbi and fighter pilot walk into a bar.”

    With the latter, the rabbi could be a fighter pilot as well. With the former, it’s clear you are talking about four distinct people.

    Oxford comma all the way 💯

  21. bfs102 Avatar

    For a sentence sure

    But a bullet point list is way better for listing things

  22. Title26 Avatar

    It’s common in contracts not to use it. If there would be an ambiguity because of a comma, better to use a numbered list.

  23. iconocrastinaor Avatar

    I was sitting in a restaurant minding my own business when in walks a panda bear.

    He walks up to where I’m sitting, grabs a piece of broccoli off my plate, swallows it, pulls out a revolver, fires several rounds into the ceiling, and then runs away, tossing a book over his shoulder.

    I picked up the book and saw that it was a wildlife encyclopedia. I flipped through it until I came to the entry for panda bears.

    “Panda bears. Native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.”

  24. ctierra512 Avatar

    AP style says no

  25. Oh_My_Monster Avatar

    I’m in the camp that it’s only necessary when it’s needed. For example if I said “There’s three things I like: bananas, movies and dogs.” Are you in any way confused by that sentence without an Oxford comma? Are you debating whether or not I mean bananas and then a thing called “movies and dogs” and somehow I forgot to mention the third thing?

    Clearly not so the comma doesn’t need to be there.

    However, in a sentence like, “I’d like to tell you about Mr. Smith, an actor and a comedian.” This is ambiguous. Is Mr. Smith an actor and a comedian or am I telling you about three separate people? This would need an Oxford comma if I was talking about three people.

    I find that most sentences really don’t need the clarification but on those occasions they do then I use the comma.

  26. Anon-Sham Avatar

    I like it because I don’t know how to read contextual clues and assume the last two are a single option with a comma to separate them.

  27. Stormtemplar Avatar

    I tend to use the Oxford comma, but having strong feelings about it is ridiculous. I have never in my entire life seen a real situation outside of very precise contexts like law where it avoided confusion. Every construction I’ve seen to “show” why we need it is either artificially bad writing or people being deliberately obtuse. It’s entirely unnecessary.

  28. Ok-Brain-1746 Avatar

    Some plan their entire life.

  29. Jingoisticbell Avatar

    Who gives a fuck abt an Oxford comma?