A lot of life is wasted on a toilet with a phone.

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A lot of life is wasted on a toilet with a phone.

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  2. EyeHopeYouBleed Avatar

    Years ago it was on the toilet reading the shampoo bottle.

  3. I_might_be_weasel Avatar

    “Spent”, yes. “Wasted”, debatable.

  4. w3st3f3r Avatar

    I would say a lot of personal time/ peace and quite is had on toilets with phones.

  5. dstarr3 Avatar

    Just wait until you hear about how much time we spend asleep or at work

  6. Tellamya Avatar

    Man, I felt this one way too hard. I swear, I’ll sit down on the toilet just to scroll for a couple minutes and next thing I know, it’s been like 20. I don’t even realize it until my legs go numb and I finally stand up like I’ve been through war. It’s wild how easy it is to lose time like that, especially when your brain is just looking for a quick little dopamine hit. I’ve tried leaving my phone in the other room a few times but then I’m just sitting there staring at the wall like it’s 2003 again. It’s honestly kind of embarrassing when I think about it.

    It’s not even about needing to be entertained every second, it’s more like we’re so used to that stimulation that we feel weird without it—even for a few minutes. I wonder how much time I’ve actually spent scrolling on the toilet. Probably enough to finish a degree or write a book or something. Ever try timing yourself just to see how long you’re actually in there? I did once and it was honestly kinda depressing.

  7. prosa123 Avatar

    This practice does help increase sales of Preparation H. 

  8. Shamano53 Avatar

    As I’m reading this on the toilet

  9. ktr83 Avatar

    You can’t not spend a certain amount of time each day on the toilet. Well you can but you really shouldn’t.

  10. Sargash Avatar

    I never use my phone on the toilet, because it’s gross, dirty, a waste of time, unproductive, and also unhealth to sit on toilets tryna shit.

  11. lemonloaff Avatar

    You say wasted. I say embraced.

  12. TheKrzysiek Avatar

    Unless you don’t take a phone with you

  13. ezbutneverconvenient Avatar

    How I commit my time theft is between me and my mobile game

  14. Affectionate_Draw_43 Avatar

    Am I the only one that would rather be on their phone at desk rather than a toilet? Like go do your business and get out. Why do you want to reside in the literal shiting area

  15. EfficiencyIVPickAx Avatar

    That’s the only good .5 hours of the day sometimes.

  16. StewartConan Avatar

    Life is wasted working meaningless jobs so we don’t starve.

  17. TheAmazingBildo Avatar

    A wise man once said “The most overrated thing in the world is good sex, and the most underrated thing in the world is a good shit”. I am currently on my 4th most underrated thing for the day as I write this.

  18. pandaeye0 Avatar

    I thought you meant on a toilet paper, but I realised that you meant time when I see the replies.

  19. SickBass05 Avatar

    Barely ever overstay my welcome on my phone, don’t get why people do it

  20. Alternative_Rent9307 Avatar

    You’re over here wasting time while I’m solving world hunger and world peace, cracking the code on fusion and ftl drive, and perfecting synthetic meat. As soon as I finish cleaning myself off. With a bidet of course.

  21. Michelepinna96 Avatar

    Time you enjoy wasting is never wasted

  22. JoshyRB Avatar

    Jokes on you I never do that

  23. JonBorno97 Avatar

    i wouldn’t agree on “wasted”

  24. takesthebiscuit Avatar

    Folk need better diets! I’m in and out in a couple of minutes

  25. SuNNY__AheR Avatar

    Once I saw the whole episode of 45 minutes.. not even kidding.

  26. MuchSwagManyDank Avatar

    Recently found out that you can get hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long. Not just pushing too hard or what have you, just sitting

  27. Boisaca Avatar

    Some of my best ideas sprout in the toilet.

    Yes, ideas, I don’t mean turds.

  28. International_Map_80 Avatar

    Nah this is the life

  29. The_Slenderman_201 Avatar

    Ew, maybe only if you’re disgusting enough to take your phone to the bathroom with you.

  30. Proto160 Avatar

    I don’t even take my phone with me to the toilet but I still take ages anyway.

  31. calguy1955 Avatar

    The only times you are truly alone are when you are in the bathroom or by yourself in a car. I heard that somewhere.

  32. holamau Avatar

    And your butthole will eventually make you regret it.

  33. AWill33 Avatar

    It’s my rumination station. For the tinker-stinker. Only quiet place in the house.

  34. GregSimply Avatar

    I feel called out right about now!

  35. post-capitalist Avatar

    Life enjoyed is not life wasted

  36. jwskater Avatar

    It’s only wasted if you believe it’s wasted.
    It’s entirely up to your perspective

  37. Viet_Sensation_03 Avatar

    I would disagree, I had some of my best ideas while on the toilet with my phone.

  38. Hackerwithalacker Avatar

    You and I have different definitions of wasted

  39. MeghanSOS Avatar

    depends if you’re going to the toilet just to use your phone lol

  40. SarcastiSnark Avatar

    I don’t understand why people take their phones in the bathroom with them. It’s actually really disgusting.

  41. K_R_S Avatar

    well, you could scroll phone productively. Its hardly possible though

  42. MysteriousWishbone87 Avatar

    Nah uhh, those are precious memories to be cherished always

  43. Vaerlol Avatar

    As someone currently on the toilet and on my phone:

    How dare you call me out like that.

  44. void_juice Avatar

    Time enjoyed isn’t time wasted

  45. RockN_RollerJazz59 Avatar

    only if you are wasting it. many of the best ideas came about on a toilet. I watched some of the informative video on my phone.

  46. Rabidpikachuuu Avatar

    I’m literally on a toilet right now.

  47. snizzrizz Avatar

    Wasted?? That’s my favorite time

  48. mlc885 Avatar

    This just makes me fail to remember how much time I spent on my RAZR on a toilet (or Samsung somethingsomething, I am not bothering to look it up, it was nice for the time), I never liked public bathrooms so hiding in a school bathroom while using a phone always made more sense than sitting on a gross toilet.

  49. End_Of_Passion_Play Avatar

    Is it really a waste if you enjoyed it?

  50. CthulubeFlavorcube Avatar

    I don’t really need to hear about your toilet kinks. Eat and drink whatever you want.

  51. typagirlustful_ Avatar

    You know, I think my phone deserves a throne too. It’s been sitting there with me for hours—talk about a royal flush of productivity!

  52. Gilles_of_Augustine Avatar

    If this is true for you, you need better eating habits.

    I’m not saying it’s your fault, late-stage capitalist consumerism has made healthy diets very difficult to maintain.

    But with ideal (albeit currently unrealistic) eating / exercise habits and no serious health issues, you shouldn’t need to be on the toilet for longer than 2 or three minutes.

  53. CITRONIZER5007 Avatar

    Ruined my shitty time

  54. fvckskyrim Avatar

    I swear i seen “the amount of time we spend on a toilet in a lifespan” in a vsauce episode somewhere

  55. IntelligentAd2043 Avatar

    And apparently a lot of life is wasted in the shower with your brain

  56. Agile-Marketing-5757 Avatar

    I’m on the toilet sitting here on my phone

  57. slimdrum Avatar

    Well it’s not wasted really is it? Would you rather save that wasted time by soiling yourself?

  58. GoldenShackles Avatar

    Not me. I have a dedicated toilet iPad.

  59. Emmalips41 Avatar

    It’s kind of wild to think that something designed for necessity has become a place for daily digital scrolling. Humans truly are the masters of multitasking—or procrastination.

  60. RepresentativeAir667 Avatar

    I’m reading this on my phone on a toilet hmmm

  61. NitroLada Avatar

    Before phones it was magazines, newspapers and when desperate, back of shampoo bottles

  62. Infinite-moral-720 Avatar

    Me sitting on the toilet with my phone this moment

  63. bastardsgotgoodones Avatar

    I pick up my vocabulary builder book and try to be productive. But for some reason the words don’t stick; they just slide out of my brain as smoothly as … Still wasted time.

  64. Capnhuh Avatar

    its why I only go in to do my business, and leave the phone in my bedroom.

  65. NoContextCarl Avatar

    10 minutes or so? Nah, fine. 

    45 minutes? My wife. Not even flushed yet. 

  66. Hardlymd Avatar

    It’s not wasted if it’s helping you relax and emotionally regulate

  67. ExtremelyFilthyWhore Avatar

    Don’t take the godforsaken phone in there with you.

  68. Killerabbet Avatar

    I’m feeling personally targeted

  69. stefferier Avatar

    I have never used my phone on the toilet.

  70. These_Target_3857 Avatar

    Honestly, I think we’re all guilty of it! It’s like the perfect place to scroll through memes and forget about life for a bit. But hey, at least it’s ‘me time,’ right?”

  71. These_Target_3857 Avatar

    Honestly, I think we’re all guilty of it! It’s like the perfect place to scroll through memes and forget about life for a bit. But hey, at least it’s ‘me time,’ right?”

  72. Lokarin Avatar

    Who gave your toilet a phone?

  73. Manaphy2007_67 Avatar

    Or with a Switch/Steam Deck/ROG Ally.

  74. InaneCommentPoster Avatar

    I disagree. A lot of precious toilet time with a phone is wasted on life.

  75. Dry-Accountant-1024 Avatar

    Only if you’re a loser

  76. Hmgkt Avatar

    I’m from the generation that wasted a lot of time on a toilet with the back of a detergent bottle.

  77. ContactIcy3963 Avatar

    Waste less time and shop for a bidet

  78. lucpet Avatar

    Meditation is never a waste!

  79. FrungyLeague Avatar

    “Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time”

    -John Lennon

  80. JKastnerPhoto Avatar

    Why is a toilet with a phone?

  81. NeuHundred Avatar

    Is there an ebooks app for your phone?

  82. IAlwaysLack Avatar

    A lot of life is wasted at work too.

  83. Own_Bluejay_9833 Avatar

    Well I may as well use my phone on the toilet, cause it’s that or the couch, gotta be efficient lol

  84. SumonaFlorence Avatar

    Is it wasted..

    .. or spent efficiently?

  85. BillyBean11111 Avatar

    not sure what you mean with this. Phone have added a multi-tasking to a task that everyone needs to do multiple times a day sometimes.

  86. paulrhino69 Avatar

    Buy one of those Japanese toilets and you would want to spend the rest of your life in the most comfortable seat with built in tv & Internet & get your meals delivered straight to the door

  87. 3rrr6 Avatar

    I wasn’t going to do anything meaningful with that time anyway.

  88. mookster1338 Avatar

    I floss while on the toilet.

  89. mznh Avatar

    I just go to the toilet and go out. I don’t sit and use my phone at the toilet

  90. lionseatcake Avatar

    Yeah but before phones it was magazines and shampoo bottles so it’s not like much has changed.

  91. sold_snek Avatar

    Time spent doing something you enjoy isn’t wasted time.