A person could hypothetically get cancerous tumours in all of the right places that end up making their face look extremely attractive.

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A person could hypothetically get cancerous tumours in all of the right places that end up making their face look extremely attractive.

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  2. Nenad1979 Avatar

    No need for the tumors to be cancerous, you could luck out on benign tumors.

    Also this post kinda makes me feel like OP is about to start using uranium as makeup lmao

  3. Shardinator Avatar

    Well tumours don’t stop growing, so hypothetically you could have the perfect face for a little bit, until they noticeably grow some more.

  4. OtterishDreams Avatar

    “did you get lip injections?”

    “no its cancer”

  5. theBarefootedBastard Avatar

    Lololol

    Yea if that were true, it seems like by now 1, just 1 plastic surgery would look real

  6. re_nonsequiturs Avatar

    Consumption, tuberculosis’s sexy alter-ego, has entered the chat

  7. Heroic-Forger Avatar

    Funnily enough that’s probably kind of how deer work. The same genes that cause bone cancer growth are found in deer antlers so it’s theorized some male deer long ago got bone cancer on his head and it somehow helped him reproduce more and the genes passed on and they have weaponized tumors now. It sort of explains why deer antlers grow at an unnaturally fast rate compared to any other mammal tissue.

  8. Wodahs1982 Avatar

    That’s actually what happened to Elizabeth Taylor.

  9. MrVegtables Avatar

    You could also get tumors on just the right way that you live forever!

  10. boringdude00 Avatar

    Also a brain tumor that makes them fun, outgoing, self-confident, and anxiety-free.