A violent intruder has just broken into your home, you can hear them approaching you. The only weapon you have to defend yourself is the object directly to your left right now. What is it?
I have two “objects” that are currently almost exactly equidistant to my left. My cat, and a katana I just finished sharpening before the cat jumped up on my desk…
Looks like my cat is going to be seeing some action!
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Couch
Dirty clothes hamper… Fml…
A loaded 9mm handgun, funnily enough.
bottle of tajin clasico
My fiancé.
Her problem today, I got next one 🙂
Good thing I keep my 7in barrel AR pistol and shotgun to the left of my bed.
A massive technical book, with a hard cover. I guess it could be worse tbf
My work laptop. I could try and aim for the head.
Mom’s slippers. I’m good.
I’m cooking so I have about 8 knived right next to me. Excellent.
I’m at my workbench so have a variety of tools just to my left…
My nightshirt … xD
Mine’s a kid. I’m going to fight like a quokka!
….my 1yr old daughter and her bumble bee plushie.
Well fuck. I guess she’s now a baseball bat
Guess I’m throwing my cat at em lmao
I have two “objects” that are currently almost exactly equidistant to my left. My cat, and a katana I just finished sharpening before the cat jumped up on my desk…
Looks like my cat is going to be seeing some action!
9mm AR pistol with 30 rounds and a spare 30 round mag. I’m good to go.
Uncharged speaker
Knife
A whole fuckass bus
A manhole opening hook and pepper spray. I think I am set.
Authentic Bus Glass Breaker (Yes, I have one in my home. Don’t ask.
I’m going to fuck someone up for sure.
So someone broke into my home and I’m somehow stupid to everything in it I could use to defend myself, except for this toilet paper on my left?
I still claim survival, even if it was one ply.
Sykes Fairbain knife. Thin blade made to easily go through the rib cage.
My nine year old daughter. She’s crazy enough she would be attacking the person on her own.
My 95 pound Rottweiler. I’m good.
Empty Pringles tube.
Cast iron pan… but it’s the little one for single eggs.
Bro better get ready to eat pillow.
A cat…..but he is an asshole.