AITA I farted on him now he’s upset and sleeping on the couch

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To give context. We were play fighting. Tickles, beard scratches etc. I was stuck in his grasps and the only form of escape was releasing gas onto my enemy. This is not my first time doing it, I’ve used this escape technique many times but this time he was super offended because the attack landed directly onto him. He immediately demanded an apology and I couldn’t give one without laughing now he’s actually upset and is currently sleeping on the couch. It didn’t even stink.

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    To give context. We were play fighting. Tickles, beard scratches etc. I was stuck in his grasps and the only form of escape was releasing gas onto my enemy. This is not my first time doing it, I’ve used this escape technique many times but this time he was super offended because the attack landed directly onto him. He immediately demanded an apology and I couldn’t give one without laughing now he’s actually upset and is currently sleeping on the couch. It didn’t even stink.

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  3. throwaway_holidays01 Avatar

    NTA. It only gets worse.

  4. Infamous_Air_1912 Avatar

    “It didn’t even stink” is the universal utterance of every farter. NTA all is fair in love and war

  5. MEDZUDRA Avatar

    Mild YTA. A sincere apology could clear the air.

  6. LifespanLearner Avatar

    NTA. You used a bio weapon mid battle though lol. Direct hit. No stink, but pride was wounded. Apologize and retire the move for now.

  7. QuietGrudge Avatar

    NTA

    After all, farts are well known to solve problems with an asshole.

  8. redneck_poodle Avatar

    NTA but I think you need to seriously consider your relationship. Do you really want to spend your life with someone who can’t laugh at farts? This may be the breaking point, the start of the end. Have there been any other bad sense of humor red-flags?

    (Incase anyone is wondering this is a joke, since most AITA over one small relationship issue seems to bring in a debate about the whole relationship)

  9. joefryguy Avatar

    NTA. Next catch one in your hand and give it to him.

  10. Ecstatic_Remote_1089 Avatar

    Sounds like he needs to lighten up. It’s all in good fun, right?

  11. Serenity_Now8386 Avatar

    Definitely NTA. Your man needs to lighten up. Sometimes you can’t control passing gas. It’s a natural thing. I was cuddling with my girlfriend one time, I was the big spoon, she let one go right on me and we couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was so uncontrollable we got out of bed and watched TV until we got sleepy again. That happened over a year ago and we still laugh about it.

  12. Antique-Agent-2992 Avatar

    NTA. What a silly thing to get upset about.

  13. Cenobird Avatar

    NTA. Bonus if his mouth was open.

  14. EmbarrassedBass3950 Avatar

    YTA. I hope he crop dusts you next time he’s got his junk in your mouth.

  15. MarieElyzabeth Avatar

    That’s gross and rude.

  16. Either_Management813 Avatar

    It’s not like you peed or pooped on him, right? NTA

  17. Tuxedo_Twist Avatar

    Must’ve been real deadly lol. 🤣 but FR bro needs to chill out and stop acting immature, it’s a fart. NTA

  18. Inevitable_Beat29 Avatar

    Fucking hilarious!!! get him!!!

    NTA
    he is a big baby though lol

  19. DisasterSensitive171 Avatar

    No one seems to agree, but I find that gross and disrespectful. YTA

  20. Latter-Zombie750 Avatar

    YTA

    Not funny… since you do this repeatedly…. more than the first time is just not funny or “in good fun”.

    You can control when you fart???

    I mean, people can hold it for a bit when it is on its way…. but to “create” one? I’ve heard people say this before, but I can’t comprehend it…

    I don’t know how to physically “summon” up a fart… or even a belch…. have no idea how people do either one.

  21. OrangeJuliusCaesr Avatar

    NTA – find yourself a man that will ask you to fart on him

  22. m00z13 Avatar

    lol nta definitely. as someone who generally finds farts disgusting, this was all in good fun. i feel like this is something just to look back on and laugh about, especially if it’s happened before and you both found it funny

  23. Necessary-Ad-2395 Avatar

    YTA – Chemical warfare is banned by international law, you could be tried at the Hague.

  24. ContusionCity Avatar

    Lmmfao. Had me at it didn’t even stink. Hahah. Uhm farts are hilarious and he will get over it. It’s possible that it could change the relationship but it’s just a fart man. It’s not like you ripped one on his lips Lmfao

  25. Zoup Avatar

    If you don’t hear her fart you don’t have her heart.

    NTA

  26. ContusionCity Avatar

    Ask him if he ever heard of the Dutch oven

  27. LastMasterpiece4274 Avatar

    You must be good friends

  28. realHarryGelb Avatar

    NTA Dutch oven next

  29. MatiSultan Avatar

    NTA if he’s eating your ass like he should be a little gas shouldn’t be a problem!!!

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  31. BrainEatingAmoeba01 Avatar

    He’s just pouting because you only went halfway. Shit in his mouth next time.

  32. Silver_Kittens Avatar

    NTA through and through. sometimes when my fiance is being a turd, i’ll let one rip in front of a fan and wait until the Thing whacks him upside the head. sometimes farts are the thing that helps you win the battle – best tool in the arsenal

  33. ZoneOk7246 Avatar

    My ex used to sit on my lap as though finally reciprocating my affection, only to rip a fat trombone-ish dankey stanker. that was just the peak of the iceberg. That woman probably hit me 200 times on odd occasions. Never for a reason. If a girl farted on me I’d run from CPTSD

  34. Demon_Gamer666 Avatar

    When you say you farted ‘on him’ do you mean like his toe or ankle or do you mean his face? Context could be important. Regardless it’s just playful fun.

    In this instance you may have used your asshole while not being the asshole… NTA.