To give context. We were play fighting. Tickles, beard scratches etc. I was stuck in his grasps and the only form of escape was releasing gas onto my enemy. This is not my first time doing it, I’ve used this escape technique many times but this time he was super offended because the attack landed directly onto him. He immediately demanded an apology and I couldn’t give one without laughing now he’s actually upset and is currently sleeping on the couch. It didn’t even stink.
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To give context. We were play fighting. Tickles, beard scratches etc. I was stuck in his grasps and the only form of escape was releasing gas onto my enemy. This is not my first time doing it, I’ve used this escape technique many times but this time he was super offended because the attack landed directly onto him. He immediately demanded an apology and I couldn’t give one without laughing now he’s actually upset and is currently sleeping on the couch. It didn’t even stink.
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NTA
NTA. It only gets worse.
“It didn’t even stink” is the universal utterance of every farter. NTA all is fair in love and war
Mild YTA. A sincere apology could clear the air.
NTA. You used a bio weapon mid battle though lol. Direct hit. No stink, but pride was wounded. Apologize and retire the move for now.
NTA
After all, farts are well known to solve problems with an asshole.
NTA but I think you need to seriously consider your relationship. Do you really want to spend your life with someone who can’t laugh at farts? This may be the breaking point, the start of the end. Have there been any other bad sense of humor red-flags?
(Incase anyone is wondering this is a joke, since most AITA over one small relationship issue seems to bring in a debate about the whole relationship)
NTA. Next catch one in your hand and give it to him.
Sounds like he needs to lighten up. It’s all in good fun, right?
Definitely NTA. Your man needs to lighten up. Sometimes you can’t control passing gas. It’s a natural thing. I was cuddling with my girlfriend one time, I was the big spoon, she let one go right on me and we couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was so uncontrollable we got out of bed and watched TV until we got sleepy again. That happened over a year ago and we still laugh about it.
Maturity lol
NTA. What a silly thing to get upset about.
NTA. Bonus if his mouth was open.
YTA. I hope he crop dusts you next time he’s got his junk in your mouth.
That’s gross and rude.
It’s not like you peed or pooped on him, right? NTA
Must’ve been real deadly lol. 🤣 but FR bro needs to chill out and stop acting immature, it’s a fart. NTA
Fucking hilarious!!! get him!!!
NTA
he is a big baby though lol
No one seems to agree, but I find that gross and disrespectful. YTA
YTA
Not funny… since you do this repeatedly…. more than the first time is just not funny or “in good fun”.
You can control when you fart???
I mean, people can hold it for a bit when it is on its way…. but to “create” one? I’ve heard people say this before, but I can’t comprehend it…
I don’t know how to physically “summon” up a fart… or even a belch…. have no idea how people do either one.
NTA – find yourself a man that will ask you to fart on him
lol nta definitely. as someone who generally finds farts disgusting, this was all in good fun. i feel like this is something just to look back on and laugh about, especially if it’s happened before and you both found it funny
YTA – Chemical warfare is banned by international law, you could be tried at the Hague.
Lmmfao. Had me at it didn’t even stink. Hahah. Uhm farts are hilarious and he will get over it. It’s possible that it could change the relationship but it’s just a fart man. It’s not like you ripped one on his lips Lmfao
YTA. Ewwwww
If you don’t hear her fart you don’t have her heart.
NTA
Ask him if he ever heard of the Dutch oven
You must be good friends
NTA Dutch oven next
NTA if he’s eating your ass like he should be a little gas shouldn’t be a problem!!!
YTA. Disgusting.
He’s just pouting because you only went halfway. Shit in his mouth next time.
NTA through and through. sometimes when my fiance is being a turd, i’ll let one rip in front of a fan and wait until the Thing whacks him upside the head. sometimes farts are the thing that helps you win the battle – best tool in the arsenal
My ex used to sit on my lap as though finally reciprocating my affection, only to rip a fat trombone-ish dankey stanker. that was just the peak of the iceberg. That woman probably hit me 200 times on odd occasions. Never for a reason. If a girl farted on me I’d run from CPTSD
When you say you farted ‘on him’ do you mean like his toe or ankle or do you mean his face? Context could be important. Regardless it’s just playful fun.
In this instance you may have used your asshole while not being the asshole… NTA.