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“Well, there you go!” And move on. Totally non committal, not disagreeing or agreeing. This is our standard when caught in discussions with people who have weird or offensive ideas. It’s extra fun because we both know what’s going on when someone uses it.
Reply with ” you are absolutely right!”. then smile and walk away. -WARNING- this may induce major argument blue balls and you may fall victim to thrown projectiles upon exiting argument.
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I’m going to tell Mom !!
Huh, you’re right, I see that now, thanks!
Calm down
Screw you guys I’m going home
“Okay.”
I don’t know
Whatever, man 🤷♀️
the jerk store called
“Yeah you right”
That’s just like your opinion, man.
OK
“Calm down.”
I gotta take a shit.
“This is the last part of the conversation I’m having about it fully clothed.. wanna keep going?”
You win.
why so pressed
Well then if you like it, I love it
Pointing finger guns at them and say, “righto.” In such a cowboy accent.
Yer maw
Say hello to my little friend
Whatever
I better sleep 😴
“You asked for my opinion, not an argument.”
I’M FLAWED!
If you say so
Who cares?
Who cares?
Silence
Bye
This is great. I need to poop now
Okay cunt, it’s clawhammer time.
“Whatever” and walk away.
When your wife says “I think you know what the right answer is” … checkmate
So what’s up with this weather lately, crazy right?
“Well, there you go!” And move on. Totally non committal, not disagreeing or agreeing. This is our standard when caught in discussions with people who have weird or offensive ideas. It’s extra fun because we both know what’s going on when someone uses it.
The line to the exit.
“I know what you are, but what am I?”
This got me a little too excited. I think I’m going to have an inappropriate reaction in my underwear
Cool story, brah.
And that’s the bottom line, because Stone acold said so.
Why don’t you make like a tree and take a hike?
You know what……… I love you……… But agree to disagree.
Yep you’re absolutely correct! I totally agree with you and I am really sorry if you’ve misunderstood me.
“Whatever helps you sleep at night.”
Ok Boomer.
I’m telling mom
You sound just like your mother right now.
Tested and hands down the best line I’ve found is as follows:
“Just because you’re really good looking doesn’t give you the right to (INSERT YOUR ARGUMENT POSITION)”
“Say that again, but slower. Really think about what you’re saying.”
It rhymes with “and the horse you rode in on.”
Are you still talking?
This is funny because I just overheard an argument between my friend this weekend that went something like this
Girl: Shut up, I am the best at arguing.
Guy: No you’re not.
Girl: I win all of our arguments.
Guy: That’s because you just put my dick in your mouth every time I start making good points.
Girl: I am the best at arguing.
Guy: Ok, you got me there.
Agree to disagree
“You sound just like your mother”.
Oh wait… you said END. Sorry. My bad.
All these work while walking away with a bewildered look on your face:
Sure
Okay
Right
Aw bless your heart.
Okay, Whatever.. (walks away)..
“Whatever you say, mate.”
Gets em every time.
Now that’s just my opinion
Huh, interesting (walk away)
“You might be right.”
It’s deceptively simple. No sarcasm, no escalation. Just enough ambiguity to make the other person spiral into self-doubt. bahahhaha
“I didn’t ask to be born”
Its technically true. There is no good counter-argument to it.
“And that’s all I have to say about that.”
We agree to disagree…time move along✌🏻
agree to disagree.
…are you having a bad day?…
You know what, you’re right… from your perspective.
Okay, Google.
Cool story, bro.
My god you’re making me wet
You can do/think whatever you want, but I can also do whatever I want.
AGREE TO DISAGREE
Reply with ” you are absolutely right!”. then smile and walk away. -WARNING- this may induce major argument blue balls and you may fall victim to thrown projectiles upon exiting argument.
Just like what I used to see my neighbor do out back at night.
👍🏼
I have to get going. Gotta use the bathroom. Have a good day. BYE
For me it was always “I know you are but what am I?”
Maybe you’re right.
You’re right, have fun
Actually, I find silence quite effective at this point.
Shall we get naked now?
Really!?!? Depends on your tone!
Everyone has their own thoughts! Now I have to go because I have things to do
I’m rubber, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
Okay, I get it .
I got it, thanks
I know you are but what am I?
I just shit my pants
I prefer science to whatever that shit is.
I don’t know the best, I do know the worst.
Let’s just agree to disagree!
No U !
Welp, there you go.
When I worked in casinos, and I had to deal with an irate customer, I would say to him “sir, you’re having a temper tantrum”.
That didn’t end anything. But it does escalate it.
Fine
We’ll talk about this again when, if, you grow up.
Agree to disagree
You may be right
Thank you for sharing.