Penises are not malleable when erect. They are, for the most part, very stiff.
Penises are also at their longest when erect.
In order for that to occur, you would have to have a very long penis when soft. The literal definition of a shower and not a grower.
So it’s technically possible, but you would have to be God’s favorite when it comes to genetics. The vast majority of men with even very above average length would not be able to.
My friend once walked in on his dad deepthroating his own dick. He actually burst into tears when he saw it. He said it traumatised him for two reasons: 1) it was a horrific thing to witness, and 2) he didnāt inherit his fatherās penis genetics.
I just tried it and I was actually able to do it but I had to lay on my back with my legs up and kind of stretch my penis out a little while holding my balls out of the way. It was very awkward and I felt silly doing it. Wonāt be back.
Thereās a pretty wild video on Reddit where a guy had stuffed his balls into his ass and then they kinda plop out. It reminds me of the laughy taffy machines in tourist towns where they mix them.
One time during swim practice, I made a joke to my friend to go fuck himself and he said I think I can and proceeded to try. He succeeded but he didnāt actually āfuck himselfā
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Does it even bend .. I think they can if they are soft. Don’t know though. I’m intrigued š
i think youre greatly underestimating the distance between the base of the penis and the asshole
A few key factors have to be considered:
In order for that to occur, you would have to have a very long penis when soft. The literal definition of a shower and not a grower.
So it’s technically possible, but you would have to be God’s favorite when it comes to genetics. The vast majority of men with even very above average length would not be able to.
On a semi, quite easily
TL:DR yes, it’s why r/selffuck exists
NSFW btw
It hurts but yes
Very interesting question
My friend once walked in on his dad deepthroating his own dick. He actually burst into tears when he saw it. He said it traumatised him for two reasons: 1) it was a horrific thing to witness, and 2) he didnāt inherit his fatherās penis genetics.
Touch!? I saw a guy holster it up in there.
Yes lmao.
Butthole and belly button
An average peen can do this. Itās not that far to the bung hole. Throw your gravy sacks out of the way and pull it to your poop chute
Yeah and for those talking about selffucking, seen tons of videos of it. Known a guy that can do it. Itās definitely a thing
My dick isn’t that long and I can.
If I could suck my own dick Iād sure be a happy guy
Belly button, yes but buttholeā¦.?
Look at the selffuck sub Reddit lmao
A buddy sent it to me, itās fucked up.
Also curios to why he found it but whatever
BRB…
Bigger guestion is that have anybody actually tried that
its not that hard
I just tried it and I was actually able to do it but I had to lay on my back with my legs up and kind of stretch my penis out a little while holding my balls out of the way. It was very awkward and I felt silly doing it. Wonāt be back.
Bam Margera had a song about that.
Itās much easier to put it in someone elses butthole
I can
If they could they wouldnāt need a partner
Thereās a pretty wild video on Reddit where a guy had stuffed his balls into his ass and then they kinda plop out. It reminds me of the laughy taffy machines in tourist towns where they mix them.
ā¦ā¦.yes donāt ask how I know
Friend once showed me a video of a black guy fucking himself
Guess mine is long. Yep
Well… that’s a very… unique question lol š
Absolutely. Lol.
Theres a sub for that
Man the internet is one freaky ass place
Some can penetrate themselves. You can find proof from most of porn sites.
but… what if it gets hard??
butt… what if it gets hard??
im kinda dumb and tried this and yes if its long enough yes you can shove it up there doesnt mean you should
I’ve seen people self insert. So, yeah
My big saggy balls are in the way
how many of you tried it because of this post
I don’t need my dick to fuck myself in the ass.
I mean, I could technically, but if it’s hard it’s going the opposite direction, straight toward your mom
One time during swim practice, I made a joke to my friend to go fuck himself and he said I think I can and proceeded to try. He succeeded but he didnāt actually āfuck himselfā
Idk. Ask the guys over at r/selffuck
This reminds me of a joke.
Butt of course
And thatās enough internet for me
Be right back!
Yes, and only while soft of course. Iām around 6 inches soft, but it doesnāt seem like youād need to have a long dick to accomplish this.
In spanish this is called “el candado” = the padlock.
Thereās a subreddit dedicated to guys shoving their dick into their own asshole.
So yes, definitely.
Those guys can go fuck themselves
See I got a fat ballsack so my ween got more distance to cover
Bam Margera has a song about this
š yes
r/selffuck will answer that question whether you want it to or not haha
Yes, but only whilst soft. Hope this helps?
Itās almost impossible to turn a hard dick around like that. A friend told me
Yeah, where else is it meant to sleep?
Yes, we can… some dudes do more, but it’s extremely difficult and uncomfortable to start.
Built in bidet.
yes, they can even f* themselves, and there is a subreddit to prove it (NSFW) r/selffuck
Yes lmao Jesus Christ this question
yes, iāve seen it
I totally can
Yes
There are people who put more than just the tip in their own ass