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I think my physique and my bank account prove I am not.
I’m a woman, so I’m definitely not BatMAN.
Yes, I’m poor.
My voice gives it away, but if I get sick I sound exactly like Batman.
No, u
Suit wouldn’t fit my pear-shaped ass
Just cause I have a black car in a hidden subterranean stronghold means nothing. It is merely coincidence.
I’ve got a lot of tattoos and I’ve never seen tattoos on any version of Batman.
Bank statement
i’ve never once foiled a plot from some crazy guy trying to take over the tri-state area.
My butler has raised me since birth and is a former officer in the British army. He will vouch for my whereabouts on any given date
Yes
*flashes bank account statement* See! Definitely not Batman.
Na na na na na na na na Fatman
I don’t have a batmobile
It’s not possible to prove a negative, so no, you can’t prove that you’re not the Batman.
You can prove other things which might by extension prove that you’re not the Batman. For example, an airtight alibi that you were somewhere else when the Batman was known to be in a particular location.
It is your job to prove that I am not
I wouldn’t fit in the suit
Can you prove that I am?
I am neither a bat nor a man so yeah, I can.
Poor asf with a vagina
I’m broke and weak
Well I’ve never been seen in the same room as Batman so I can’t prove I’m not him. This is the same reason I tell my kids to prove I’m Dave Grohl
I don’t have enough spandex clad orphans in the basement.
I have better legs.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
I can barely roll over an ottoman without hurting myself.
I’m not batman
I’m visiting my very much alive parents.
Batman got a 6 pack and i don’t.
Big gut, bad knees, poor af. Great disguise yeah?
Last I checked, Batman isn’t in a wheelchair.
I exist in a vacuum
Not very liquid. So no.
Behold my bank account, and see that it is barren!
I’m not Batman
Try squeezing my short fat self in that suit.